A gross but amusing story...
Packed train, young guy eating a Subway 6"... he dropped an onion ring onto the floor but picked it up and ate it. Gross, right? I was stunned and so were a few other people including his very disgusted friend.
I had my hand over my mouth and face with this look of utter disbelief, and I was laughing, not very loud but I was laughing. It was the only way I could process the information.
His disgusted friend said he didn't even want to be seen with him...
"Why not??"
"She's laughing at you, that woman"...
Hey, he was talking about me!!

Well, you know, when a gorgeous woman you have the hots for is laughing at your disgusting friend of course you want to cut off all association with him!!