How do you cough or laugh or sneeze as a female?

[blossom]

I'm clueless as to how you do it.

[KayXo]

The same way you speak as female.

[V M]

I don't know either but apparently I've always laughed and sneezed "like a girl" and have often been teased about it

[DanielleA]

Rather than people saying I have a female way of sneezing ect. They usually say that I have a really polite way of sneezing. I am not saying that all males do this but I have noticed that the guys around me are really loud about their body motions. Like clearing their throats, it is almost offensive hearing them hucking their guts up. Eww.

[Serenation]

Keep pitch high, be gentle, be elegant. 

For anyone wanting the Alpha Male opposite advice, prolong as much as possible ,sound gutteral like a wounded T-REX then spit gunk on the ground or wipe it on a wall. Try to channel your inner slimer from ghost busters 

[suzifrommd]

My laugh is sort of like a giggle. My sneeze, I try to keep voice out of it. It ends up sounding like an extended hiss.

[warlockmaker]

Hi Blossom.  In our voice pitch we use the resonance in our head cavity and release the sound from the front of our mouth. This way we don't strain to create a high pitch and sound like Mickey mouse. We do not let our voice drop to the diaphragm below the throat. This same principal is used for a cough or sneeze we don't let the sound drops below our throat or it will sound guttural, keep it shallow. Have you looked at some voice tutorials on the internet?

[blossom]

Hi again Warlockmaker I have tried Andrea James' voice materials, but didn't have much success. I have looked into telephone voice training and have found that Andrea James does it and so does a website called Moorea Music. I've not tried the telephone training yet.

[shoko]

Does throat clearing and coughing sound different after VFS?

[shiningnate]

Most "cute" sneezes are high-pitched and kind of sound like the person sneezing is actually saying "achoo". Try saying "pikachu" in a cute voice and replicate the last syllable when you sneeze.

[Cindy]

To be honest I think you may be over thinking things. I have women I work with who sound like a foghorn when they sneeze and men who barely give a splutter.

Bit like laughing, I have one woman who I'm sure I can hear laughing from half a mile a way.