Thanks for the ideas, I'm quite a fan of long coats and those certainly work wonders for minimising the ass. I also find that a fitted vest with a bigger jacket makes my chest look nice without emphasizing my butt. I have a bit of an issue with oversize clothes though, I'm really short and tend to look a bit swamped. Kinda reminds me of my cousin who is the youngest of four kids and lives in massive hand-me-downs.