Oh, damn, girl!

Harley, I think you just might pass!
I wonder if I can look like a 30-something gal with the right makeup? (Hah! Not starting from the 60-something body! I'll need a roller to apply that...)
Y'all have convinced me. I'm scheduling an appointment at Sephora later this month to get a good 'starter' daytime look assembled. (We'll see about that red lipstick, Barbie. I dunno...) Meanwhile, two pairs of glasses are on order from Zenni, including a cateye pair and a retro-mod pair for driving. Both have little rhinestones at the temples. They probably won't read as male.
The wig responds well to teasing. It was brushed flat when the clerk re-boxed it before ringing it up, but 10 minutes with a wig brush and pick has it back close to the illustrations (Raquel Welch "Crowd Pleaser" in honey-blonde). It'll be on a wig stand now, so no more boxes.
I'll get my act together yet.