I love to cook, but I'm lousy at remembering quantities of ingredients. So I'll have to remake this recipe when I figure out how much I put in it LOL. I guess the main reason why I don't is because I work all the time and practically have a high metabolism for the most part - I stay active, hardly stopping. But I'll list what's in it and an image of the particular tasty thing. I also need a name for this LOL. So if you gotta good one lemme hear it! I will say this because I know this is pretty beastly portion FEED this to someone WHO can't gain weight! :3 We all know there are some girls out there that can't gain weight very easily! ^^
GV Chipolte Ranch Dressing
Nashville Heat Hot Sauce
Lee Kum Kee Siracha Mayo
Chopped/Diced Roma Tomato
Chopped/Diced Carrots
Eggs (I guess you could go with Semi-Scrambled/Sunny)
Ole Mexican Foods Chorizo Sausage
Mahatma Jasmine Rice
GV Colby/Jack Cheese
Could try getting some Chips to go with this or some bread and make either a sandwich or rice chip dip out of it! :3 I know I said I was insane or weird, which ever one. I have a whole book on weird stuff I've made, but it's all really good IMO. I think that's the only 'Man' side to me, but hey I can love whatever I put together TBH.

Whenever I remake this and find my ingredients (measurements)... I'll show you how I made this bonus pic here for my next project!

I've dubbed it a simple name, "Memphis-Texas Style Sweet BBQ!"