Funny poem XD

[Blackwaters427]

Just met the man of my dreams
Only he could fill the void in my cold heart
His arms embrace me, touching my soul
Never before have I seen such a beautiful man

Caressed by his strong arms,
Every ounce of his being is a rhapsody of sensation
Not one ounce of imperfect can be found in this man
And his name is the first letter of each line












(I actually can't stand him, plus I have a girlfriend. This was just for comedy)

[Dayta]

We just saw him in "Trainwreck," with Amy Shumer. He was really pretty funny. 

[Blackwaters427]

We just saw him in "Trainwreck," with Amy Shumer. He was really pretty funny.

I haven't seen it, or even heard of it. What's it about? Also, I gotta admire the Trekkie avatar!! Live long and prosper! \\//_

[Dayta]

Thanks, live long and prosper!  Trainwreck is Amy Shumer as a woman unable to commit to relationships. If you've never seen her stuff, she also has some really funny videos out, including one about makeup that's really hilarious. 

BTW, I just saw a friend link this video featuring John Cena talking about America and patriotism and it's very touching.  Maybe enough to change your mind?  Here's the address: https ://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MdK8hBkR3s