So, I don't know. This is a thing people do now, I guess. Since I'm doing this alone and not many others are, maybe it'd help???
Anyway, I arrived in Thailand a couple days ago. Have been mostly sticking to the hotel room on a clear liquids diet. Basically, juices without pulp, soda, and clear broth soup (which the Dusit Princess is very able to deliver to your room - just ask).
Overall, things have been pleasant-ish. Bit irked that Chet wouldn't accept either of my letters. I only had a copy of my letter from my therapist, since she was unwilling to provide me the original (for... reasons???), but Chet needed original ink. I took a copy, digitally removed her signature, brought it back to her, and asked her to resign it in ink - she did. Chet didn't accept that since it didn't 1:1 match the original signature I sent via pdf. Just be aware - if you go with Chet, you'll need your signature on your letter with the ORIGINAL pen ink. Not printer ink.
Ah well. What ended up happening was I had to go to the local hospital and get two random therapist people to write me Thai letters of recommendation. Asked me standard questions - was pretty quick. Very in and out. The second lady barely spoke English, so it was a bit strange, but she was a very, very kind, adorable old like 95 year old woman. I appreciated her effort with the language to help me out - as someone who professionally speaks a second language, I know how hard that is.
During my consultation with Chet, he said that he would 'do what he could' with the vaginal length, which was quite concerning since this was after he commented that my penile length was one of the smallest he's ever seen. But since he doesn't use penile inversion, this wasn't him being pessimistic. It was just him saying that he had no idea what he could accomplish since it depends on inside factors.
I asked him the odds of complications or death and he said he'd 'do his best.' I'm, uhh, hoping that's just not having the best bedside manner (as above). If I don't post that I'm okay later, I guess I died??? Bit concerned about that, but I'm too late now.
Yesterday, I had to take two pills of laxatives and do a bulb enema. Neither really did anything lol. Enema felt WEIRD, but nothing really spectacular happened after it was flushed out.
As we speak, today, I'm doing the Swiff solution. I took my first dose about 50 minutes ago - no real impact so far. Didn't taste nearly as bad as everyone says it does (I mixed it with sprite, as per Chet's recommendation). I'm a little bit concerned neither it, nor the laxatives yesterday, had any impact, but maybe that's because there's nothing in there?
I'll be taking the next dose in like 7 hours or so.
