Road trip

[LizK]

  Moni moani moanknee,

    I do have other ladies to meet with, yes. But you, my dear, are my only target.... so far. Now if I possessed a passport......

Hugs,
    Laurie

Oh god no...(runs for cover)...somebody please tell me she hasn't got a passport 

[LizK]

    Hi Liz!!

  I thought you might have gotten lost or held captive for final clearing at your electrologist.
  Yes, locking my keys in the truck was traumatic and I thank you for your concern over my welfare. Though it was a rough patch they did not have to deploy "the jacket". I've been behaving for so long now that I almost miss hugging myself in that jacket. btw if you haven't tried the padded room yet I highly recommended it. I wish they would change up the decor though, stark while just isn't esthetic at all, but the room itstelf is so soft and plush one just cannot hurt oneself and you can sleep anywhere in it.
   I'm sorry Liz, your keyboard must be acting up again as I couldn't quite make all what you were saying out again. Was it something about enjoying the majestic views? I could see it started with an "m" but the rest was pretty garbled.

  Well I hope all is well there with you down under. btw Have you heard from Cindy recently?

  Hugs,
    Laurie

"Spoke" with Cindy briefly via messages earlier in the week and she is not the most comfortable but as usual has her positive attitude working overtime...She has not lost that slightly bizarre sense of humour that's for sure LOL...Just ask her what wrong with her neck...make sure you have no hot liquids anywhere as you are apt to spill them.

So I got a call from my Electrologist yesterday as I headed out the door for my treatment saying her Rabbit was sick and we had to cancel the session...this is the second time she has, as they say in the car industry, had a  "Budgie Story" for cancelling an appointment. She is far better than anyone else I have used and the results speak for themselves which is why I put up with it...but to be fair she has also waited for 25 minutes because my injecting Dr was running late so yes it is irritating but that is about all...Glad to hear you are safe and well despite the odd mishap..

Stay safe

[HappyMoni]

"Spoke" with Cindy briefly via messages earlier in the week and she is not the most comfortable but as usual has her positive attitude working overtime...She has not lost that slightly bizarre sense of humour that's for sure LOL...Just ask her what wrong with her neck...make sure you have no hot liquids anywhere as you are apt to spill them.

So I got a call from my Electrologist yesterday as I headed out the door for my treatment saying her Rabbit was sick and we had to cancel the session...this is the second time she has, as they say in the car industry, had a  "Budgie Story" for cancelling an appointment. She is far better than anyone else I have used and the results speak for themselves which is why I put up with it...but to be fair she has also waited for 25 minutes because my injecting Dr was running late so yes it is irritating but that is about all...Glad to hear you are safe and well despite the odd mishap..

Stay safe

Liz,
   Did she happen to mention how tall the rabbit was?
Moni

   Glad Cindy is still kicking a**.

[LizK]

Liz,
   Did she happen to mention how tall the rabbit was?
Moni

   Glad Cindy is still kicking a**.

...why do I get the feeling I am missing something here......no she didn't actually mention how tall the bunny was....


Why? do you ask my eminent sage 

[Laurie]

"Spoke" with Cindy briefly via messages earlier in the week and she is not the most comfortable but as usual has her positive attitude working overtime...She has not lost that slightly bizarre sense of humour that's for sure LOL...Just ask her what wrong with her neck...make sure you have no hot liquids anywhere as you are apt to spill them.

So I got a call from my Electrologist yesterday as I headed out the door for my treatment saying her Rabbit was sick and we had to cancel the session...this is the second time she has, as they say in the car industry, had a  "Budgie Story" for cancelling an appointment. She is far better than anyone else I have used and the results speak for themselves which is why I put up with it...but to be fair she has also waited for 25 minutes because my injecting Dr was running late so yes it is irritating but that is about all...Glad to hear you are safe and well despite the odd mishap..

Stay safe

Liz,

  Yes you are still safe as I still do not have a passport.... yet

Thank you for the update on Cindy.  I grow concerned when I don't see her posting. Rabbit huh? Any further info regarding said alleged hare? She seems to be overly preoccupied with hair doesn't she? Well I hope your all come out properly.  The one youn want removed that is.

  Hugs,
    Laurie

[Laurie]

...why do I get the feeling I am missing something here......no she didn't actually mention how tall the bunny was....


Why? do you ask my eminent sage 

  Liz,

  It's really nothing to worry about. Moni has probably lost track of Harvey again and is looking for him.

Hugs,
    Laurie

Hint;

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0042546/

[LizK]

  Liz,

  It's really nothing to worry about. Moni has probably lost track of Harvey again and is looking for him.

Hugs,
    Laurie

Hint;

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0042546/

Oh Dear if that is the case then she is further "gone" than we suspected...

[Cindy]

Well I struggle from my bed to find that the gender political structure of the USA is being inexorably changed by the travelling Wilb-Lauries.

"Hi cutie, I've locked my keys in the car can you help me please " Even I haven't resorted to that excuse; well I hadn't but I thought I'd give it a try, and then I remembered that I hadn't put my speech valve in and had to smile take the 'lost' keys out of my purse and retreat from the parking lot. But we won't talk about that; he wasn't that cute anyway.

As Liz said I have been dealing with some pain issues and had to see my surgeon who took some delight in explaining that since my neck tissue had been heavily irradiated that repairing my surgical wounds took effort in establishing good skin to skin grafts.
When I asked if that was why my shoulders where now next to my ears and my boobs where my tonsils should be he nodded his head wisely (and with considerably more nod than I have) and replied, "Yep we stitched your head on really tight." I expressed gratitude that I could not laugh it off as he gave me a script for pain killers and an appointment for some physiotherapy.

My first physio appointment went well and I have been taught how to 'Kiss the Giraffe, look for Lions and watch for snakes.' That the Physio was cute and had decided that I have the IQ of a 6 year old took me by surprise until I realised that I may have babbled about six foot rabbits. hares, balding chihuahuas, budgies and butterflies while being massaged.

Oh well back to work.

[Devlyn]

"Even I haven't resorted to that excuse"

Say what? You lit your own house on fire to meet firemen! 

Hugs, Devlyn

[HappyMoni]

Well I struggle from my bed to find that the gender political structure of the USA is being inexorably changed by the travelling Wilb-Lauries.

"Hi cutie, I've locked my keys in the car can you help me please " Even I haven't resorted to that excuse; well I hadn't but I thought I'd give it a try, and then I remembered that I hadn't put my speech valve in and had to smile take the 'lost' keys out of my purse and retreat from the parking lot. But we won't talk about that; he wasn't that cute anyway.

As Liz said I have been dealing with some pain issues and had to see my surgeon who took some delight in explaining that since my neck tissue had been heavily irradiated that repairing my surgical wounds took effort in establishing good skin to skin grafts.
When I asked if that was why my shoulders where now next to my ears and my boobs where my tonsils should be he nodded his head wisely (and with considerably more nod than I have) and replied, "Yep we stitched your head on really tight." I expressed gratitude that I could not laugh it off as he gave me a script for pain killers and an appointment for some physiotherapy.

My first physio appointment went well and I have been taught how to 'Kiss the Giraffe, look for Lions and watch for snakes.' That the Physio was cute and had decided that I have the IQ of a 6 year old took me by surprise until I realised that I may have babbled about six foot rabbits. hares, balding chihuahuas, budgies and butterflies while being massaged.

Oh well back to work.

Oh my gosh, we should all bow to you, the master of the humorous post, Cindy. The Traveling Wilb-Laurie comment, I love it. I have to argue a couple of things. Your IQ is much higher, maybe that of an 8 year old, maybe 9. The rabbit is 6 foot 3 1/2 inches tall. (Let's stick with the facts here.) And the Chihuahua is hairless, not bald, but I really don't want to split hairs. I did not initially recognize the mating habits of the Traveling Wilb-Laurie in the wild. It is a wondrous thing to behold, I would imagine. I only wonder if she told the fish she caught about her key trauma. Hope you feel better. Keep on flirting with those therapists.
Moni

[Cindy]

"Even I haven't resorted to that excuse"

Say what? You lit your own house on fire to meet firemen! 

Hugs, Devlyn

But I'm innocent it was her over there ->

{Ok what's it worth not to talk about stuff? We can do a deal here I won't talk about the roof space invading Aardvark if we forget the stalking floor cleaning instrument}

These people are nuts just smile.

[Devlyn]

That aardvark was vicious. It needed killing. 

[V M]

Gesnork, gesnork, gesnork, gesnork

Opps, sorry... Blonde moment

[V M]

Celebrating the first day of summer    Love you all - Hugs

[Kendra]

Yes, happy summer!  I have a Sawzall and grinder.  We should turn Laurie's truck into a convertible.  Also a solution next time she locks herself out.

Liz, your electrologist canceled after being injured by their 6 foot 3-1/2 inch rabbit.  Rabbits won't sit still for 2 hours of electro-shock hair removal without one of Laurie's road trip brownies.  (Note I didn't say hare removal - that would have been really bad).   

[Shy]

We should turn Laurie's truck into a convertible. 

I think Laurie's truck is actually a transformer that morphs into a 6 foot 3-1/2 inch rabbit. Watch out Moni, if you see Harvey again make sure it's not Laurie's truck in disguise.

Peace and love and all that good stuff,

Sadie.

[V M]

You're all nutters, glad to find a place where I fit in 

[Laurie]

Morning folks,

   After reading everything since the "Where in the World is Cindy" update from Liz I have arrived at the considered conclusion that you are all nuts with Cindy obviously setting the standard you all follow. I want to thank you all for reaffirming for me that I am the normal one posting in the thread. I had begun to question myself in light of recent events but now know there are others that are far more in need of therapy than I.
   Kendra, You stay away from my truck with that sawzall and grinder of your. A convertible may be nice most places in the country and surely would resolve future key adventures for me but once I returned to the pacific northwest it would become a portable bathtub and the would not be a good thing. Then again I could probably stack it with the fish Jim and I are catching and stop bruising the bottoms of my feet from walking on all those creek bottom rocks. Think may need a bit more thought as it does have merit.
   Speaking of fishing, Jim and I went creek walking again yesterday and I work my bikini top w/o shirt most of the time with cutoffs that I shortened further to make them appear more gender appropriate. The suntanning wasn't very effective as Jim too me to a creel that was well shaded. perhaps well get better sun wherever we go today.
   Oh right ...fish.  Yes we did catch a fair amount of fish yesterday but the were mostly pretty small consisting of perch, sun fish, small and largemouth bass so we didn't bring any home. Walking in the water did help provide some relief from the 90 degree heat.
   I hope everyone managed to catch their respective beasts in the menagerie let loose in this thread recently so it will be save to venture out once again.

   Once again I was pressed into service as a breakfast chef for Peggy. It's the price I'm forced to pay in order to come visit my friend Jim. This morning I cooked her a breakfast fajita/tostata. I melt butter in a fry pan and put a flour tortilla in it, then 2 mixed and seasoned eggs on top of it ,covering while the eggs set. Next is a layer of fajita meat (usually leftover at at home) that I cooked first with rainbow bell peppers and onions. That is covered with grated cheese and finished with salted sliced tomato.  Cover again and cook until cheese is melted then serve.

Hugs,
   Laurie

[HappyMoni]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Breath, ha ha ha ha ha ! Wait, catching breath! Oh Cindy, I must take back what I said about you being the tops for most humorous post. It is actually Laurie, with her, ha ha ha, get this... "I am the normal  one." post. I thought I was gonna have to give Harvey a paper bag to stop him from hyperventilating, he was laughing so hard. Save the 'whopers' for your fish stories Laurie.
Moni

[davina61]

Watched QI (stands for quite interesting) on telly last night and one of the questions was about the average or normal person. A fact that does not exist. example take 2000 peoples statistics and work out the average and you will never find any one to fit so that makes us all normal then or is that raving normal?? Roadster pick up , that's cool , bet I see one this weekend at the Hot Rod meeting that I am going to (mini road trip, 30 miles) so camping, cooked breakfasts, barbies (home made kebabs) and pushing the boundaries of coming out. Well if some bloke can wear tattoos, ear grommets and dreds should be no prob if I wear sandles with painted toe nails, finger nails , rings and sparkly ear studs. No fishing though------