Road trip

[davina61]

Road kill squirrel should do it or a decent cheese burger

[Kendra]

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals.  I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

[Devlyn]

Laurie, I got that and am looking forward to your visit. Did I get it right that giving you my address wouldn't be of help but that I need to nail some raw meat to the fence post?

Anne

Honest to God, she was in my driveway like a Havahart trap when I got home from work.
It worked like a charm. 

Hugs, Devlyn

[coldHeart]

Nail a piece of salty blacked run over chewed by wild dogs catfish thingy on her door, that gets Laurie's juices going.
Sara

[Devlyn]

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals.  I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

I knew that about you. Animals have instincts and legs and can run away from
us when we look hungry. Poor plants can't go anywhere as some herbivore
bears down on them. Those poor peppers and tomatoes. Oh, the humanity!   

Hugs, Devlyn

[Laurie]

Laurie, I got that and am looking forward to your visit. Did I get it right that giving you my address wouldn't be of help but that I need to nail some raw meat to the fence post?

Anne

I believe that was Devlyn's suggestion but I could be wrong. I do think addresses work equally well.
Hugs,
   Laurie

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[Laurie]

OMG You ladies sure can get carried away can't you? If you all keep it up you'll scare her and I'll  have a harder time getting in.

  Stopped in Salina to get a bite for the road and take my mefs and shot. Now at a rest stop on I-70 throwing the trash away responsibly and checked to see you nuts have gone nuts.
Less than 400 miles to go to meet my next victim.

Down the road I go....

Hugs,
    Laurie

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[Rayna]

You've turned into a great spectator sport, or a spectacle, Laurie. Congratulations on a road trip well done!

I'm off in Singapore on my family's own "road" trip. I've never sweated so much in my life! Interesting place however.

Have fun!
Love
Randy

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[Laurie]

Nail a piece of salty blacked run over chewed by wild dogs catfish thingy on her door, that gets Laurie's juices going.
Sara

Oh wow, Sara that sounds more. like good cat fish bait than a tasty meal. [emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji1] [emoji2] [emoji3]

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[Laurie]

You've turned into a great spectator sport, or a spectacle, Laurie. Congratulations on a road trip well done!

I'm off in Singapore on my family's own "road" trip. I've never sweated so much in my life! Interesting place however.

Have fun!
Love
Randy

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Well, Randy, I am sure you are enjoying your road trip just as much as I am enjoying mine.  Say hi to your Mrs.

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[Laurie]

Well, Randy, I am sure you are enjoying your road trip just as much as I am enjoying mine.  Say hi to your Mrs. for me and give her a hug too. Sorry we missed that picture of us together.

Hugs,
    Laurie

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[HappyMoni]

So my road trip is finally done after 3 extra days. We got home yesterday. How did I know I would find you all talking about food. Anne, beware, she looks tame enough but if you see that glint in her eye you better watch out, you might be on the menu.
Sara, if we were Thelma and Louise you know we would fight for who gets top billing right? Who's that cute girl in the avatar picture?
Randy I see you are fleeing the country for safety. Smart move.
Can you catch a girl up here? Did we hear from Cindy lately?
Kendra, when you were younger, were u scared by a movie called Little Shop of Horrors? "Feed me, Seymour!"
Moni

[Kendra]

Welcome back Moni!  Glad everything went well in spite of having Laurie show up.   

> Kendra, when you were younger, were u scared by a movie called Little Shop of Horrors? "Feed me, Seymour!"

The talking trees at Dizzyland were even worse.  (When I was little that's what I called Disneyland).  Best with A-1 Steak Sauce. 

[coldHeart]

Thank god your back moni ( I did light a candle in memory of poor old Clyde ) any way THAT WOMAN no names mentioned has been trying to over take the forums & has tried to ruin you goddess like status ( between me & you too much blacked catfish) hope your feeling better as you needed to get up to speed very quickly as the power is going ( that woman again) to her head, you've come back not a moment too soon moni.
Sara

[HappyMoni]

Thank god your back moni ( I did light a candle in memory of poor old Clyde ) any way THAT WOMAN no names mentioned has been trying to over take the forums & has tried to ruin you goddess like status ( between me & you too much blacked catfish) hope your feeling better as you needed to get up to speed very quickly as the power is going ( that woman again) to her head, you've come back not a moment too soon moni.
Sara

I have a goddess like stature if you consider Medusa is a god. U should have seen my hair after laying in bed a week. It took 3 ladies half an hour to detangle me. No lie. I am thrilled to be back. Looks like you have been kicking butt on the boards, my friend. So proud of you.

Kendra, its rather ironic but since I started HRT I can't get enough of sausage. I know, let the jokes begin. I would have to find veggie sausage to turn vegetarian. The closest to being a vegetarian is me sitting on the couch watching TV all day. That's being a veggie isn't it?

Gosh, I hope Laurie ate before seeing Anne today.

Moni

[Dena]

Kendra, its rather ironic but since I started HRT I can't get enough of sausage. I know, let the jokes begin. I would have to find veggie sausage to turn vegetarian. The closest to being a vegetarian is me sitting on the couch watching TV all day. That's being a veggie isn't it?

On my trip back home after surgery, I reached the Denver airport about dinner time and I hadn't had any lunch. While I was in the hospital, I couldn't get enough food so I lost 5 pounds so I had developed a real appetite at the airport. My plane wasn't going to board for over a hour so I went looking for something to eat. Unfortunately the only  thing I could find was a hot dog cart so I bought two. All the jokes from my youth flashed through my mind and though I got them down, they didn't sit easy in my stomach.

[Devlyn]

I have a goddess like stature if you consider Medusa is a god. U should have seen my hair after laying in bed a week. It took 3 ladies half an hour to detangle me. No lie. I am thrilled to be back. Looks like you have been kicking butt on the boards, my friend. So proud of you.

Kendra, its rather ironic but since I started HRT I can't get enough of sausage. I know, let the jokes begin. I would have to find veggie sausage to turn vegetarian. The closest to being a vegetarian is me sitting on the couch watching TV all day. That's being a veggie isn't it?

Gosh, I hope Laurie ate before seeing Anne today.

Moni

Yea, verily. How could we not?   

I like sausages in buns. 

<running away>

[HappyMoni]

Yea, verily. How could we not?   

I like sausages in buns. 

<running away>

Sorry Devlyn, I never let the sausage touch my buns.

On my trip back home after surgery, I reached the Denver airport about dinner time and I hadn't had any lunch. While I was in the hospital, I couldn't get enough food so I lost 5 pounds so I had developed a real appetite at the airport. My plane wasn't going to board for over a hour so I went looking for something to eat. Unfortunately the only  thing I could find was a hot dog cart so I bought two. All the jokes from my youth flashed through my mind and though I got them down, they didn't sit easy in my stomach.

Dena,
You dirty girl, two hot dogs? You are ambitious! Where they foot longs?
Moni

[Laurie]

So my road trip is finally done after 3 extra days. We got home yesterday. How did I know I would find you all talking about food. Anne, beware, she looks tame enough but if you see that glint in her eye you better watch out, you might be on the menu.
Sara, if we were Thelma and Louise you know we would fight for who gets top billing right? Who's that cute girl in the avatar picture?
Randy I see you are fleeing the country for safety. Smart move.
Can you catch a girl up here? Did we hear from Cindy lately?
Kendra, when you were younger, were u scared by a movie called Little Shop of Horrors? "Feed me, Seymour!"
Moni

Hey Meanie!!,


   I'm glad you and your entourage had made it home and are feeling somewhat better. I knew I should not have spared you when I caught up with you, but in your slightly incoherent and emaciated state I could not in good conscience fo othewise. And now that you are recovering, you are intent on scaring off my future prey.
   HA! You are too late..  In the case Anne (Tia as she is known by those in the know) is all too eager to have me visit. So eager in fact I was leery of accepting her invitation lest it be a cunning trap set for me. Even so I did enter her lair.... More on that later.

Hugs,
    Laurie

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[Laurie]

Yea, verily. How could we not?   

I like sausages in buns. 

<running away>

What the heck? You are all playing some strange version of hide the sausage? ? No, nevermind I don't want to know about it.

Laurie

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