Moni, I'm so very glad for you, I totally get not able to focus / read, thT was a thing for me also. I happened to wake and talk to Heidi the afternoon of my surgery, she'd said I would but wouldn't remember. Well she was right and wrong -- I was lucid enough to realize I wouldn't see her for another week and so I asked her to retrieve my bag with a gift (hand blown wine goblet).
I remember very exactly knowing where to find it and pulling out the piece, unwrapping it, thanking her etc. However the doc was right, I didn't recall that conversation for a while and then only because I knew I'd given the gift and that anchored the memory for me later.
When I woke for real a few hours later I was able to make my 1 sentence announcement and read a little but then I didn't feel up to posting for another 3+ days. That evening was very much a blur and I was in and out of consciousness, I really enjoyed talking to my nurse Will who was a surfer and talking to him about different ways of breaking collarbones (he surfing in Hawaii, me in bicycle race). I also mostly blamed on that night until later.
I didn't tell you about the farting because I didn't especially, as in all things GCS, YMMV :-)
Big hugs sweetie, thinking of you and so glad you're doing ok can't wait to hear about your first dilation. Oh and I'm totes ready to exchange vagina photos!
