To start, this has nothing to do with how they appear. I have ugly man hands and feet. not to mention still hairy :/
That said, this is about my wife, who does not wear make-up or nail polish, volunteering to do my fingers and toes.

I'm no expert by any means but I did have to help her use the nail brush correctly. She laughed about how her husband had to show her how to do it. We had to wipe and start over a few times (I assume it'll improve with practice) until it got late and I left them as-is.
So, here in all their ugliness, are my toes. I think they're great because my wife did them for me.

have I mentioned how much I love my wife?