Ya got to give her this, if your going to steal, steal big:
"wanted in four states, for crimes costing stores hundreds of thousands of dollars. Investigators said Norwood had thousands of legitimate checking account numbers from Wachovia Bank customers."
But, if you wanted to go real casual in the post 9-11 world, I would ditch the name change to "Hassani" and go with something like, oh, say, "Betty."
