What do you call it?

[Kylo]

Giving it a name to me seems like me devoting more acknowledgement and brain RAM to it than it deserves... and I am the master of dissociation with these things so it gets none. I don't call it anything, unless I have to refer to it with a doctor.

[natalie.ashlyne]

I'm sorry, I had to laugh .. actually, I snorted Everytime I see your pink profile pic, I think bunny   

what I called 'it'
it, bits, stuff. In the past, occasionally, penis. Mostly I'd just point if words weren't necessary.

lol thats ok I am trying to find a reign deer one but no one carrys them

[V M]

I tend to call it the annoying dangler or thingy, can't remember what I called it when I was dating and/or married but it was some odd name the gals got a kick out of

*Edit* Oh yeah, Mr. Happy

[Phoenix1742]

My wife's. [emoji23]

But I've never been one to nickname body parts. We generally believe in anatomically correct names in our house (we refused to raise a son that had to use stupid words to avoid offending someone. It's a body part, get over it), or the more usual vulgar slang terms - because sometimes vulgar is appropriate.

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[Julia1996]

My boyfriend calls his "anaconda" . lol

[Bari Jo]

My boyfriend calls his "anaconda" . lol

Um, that could 'also' be appropriate!

I know, I'm a bad girl:)

Bari Jo

[Julia1996]

Um, that could 'also' be appropriate!

I know, I'm a bad girl:)

Bari Jo

In his case it is kind of true. I worry about having enough depth after SRS. Oh well, I'll just make him have a penis reduction. LOL. Hmmm,  I wonder if that's a real thing. I can't imagine any guy ever doing that though. Lol

[Allison S]

Lol at this thread. I call mine the "too bad i'm trans because it aint too bad" jokingly of course because id prefer a vagina  [emoji4]

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[Roll]

In his case it is kind of true. I worry about having enough depth after SRS. Oh well, I'll just make him have a penis reduction. LOL. Hmmm,  I wonder if that's a real thing. I can't imagine any guy ever doing that though. Lol

100% a real thing, and you might be surprised. I've read someone before talking about how they can't get laid because of their something like 12 inch penis, since it either just straight up doesn't fit, hurts if it does, or scares people away outright. (I read very, very random things.)

[Julia1996]

100% a real thing, and you might be surprised. I've read someone before talking about how they can't get laid because of their something like 12 inch penis, since it either just straight up doesn't fit, hurts if it does, or scares people away outright. (I read very, very random things.)

OMG, that's wild. I said that as a joke. I had no idea it was a real thing. I hadn't thought about it actually being too big. Tristan's isn't 12 inches thankfully. It's 9 1/2 inches (yes I actually measured it)  but that's still kind of big.  No way he would ever get a dick reduction. He's proud of it's size.

[Allison S]

Omg 12 inches is too big thats a foot long!! But i mean why cant they get laid if the guy just goes in 6 inches then at least thats something
I would imagine thickness/width would matter more?

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[Roll]

Omg 12 inches is too big thats a foot long!! But i mean why cant they get laid if the guy just goes in 6 inches then at least thats something
I would imagine thickness/width would matter more?

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I assume Thickness was probably proportional. Think pool noodle I guess.

[Julia1996]

Omg 12 inches is too big thats a foot long!! But i mean why cant they get laid if the guy just goes in 6 inches then at least thats something
I would imagine thickness/width would matter more?

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Yeah that's too big. At Tristan's size I'm afraid he's going pull my intestines out but having anal sex with someone who has 12 inches! No I don't think so. Ouch!

[BT04]

Girth is DEFINITELY more important than length! Having your cervix smashed into is pretty painful - and when the cervix ain't there anymore and all you've got is scar tissue like me, it's even more painful. My husband fits perfectly though he doesn't look very impressive, but the guy I see sometimes on the side (we're non monogamous, don't panic) is huge and it's really easy for him to hurt me in a not-sexy way lol.

As for my parts, I haven't called it anything in a while. 'Junk' was my go-to for a while. If I'm in bed, it's the c-word though. Never liked the p-word.

[Bari Jo]

Hee hee, prize for to Julia for turning this into another delicious direction.  Girth and length, yes please.  Although 12", might scare me, maybe a little:)

Bari Jo

[Dena]

I think there are rings you can put around the  penis that will prevent the male from entering to far. They were discussed in another thread but I forgot what they are called however I suspect you friendly neighborhood dirty book store will know.

[zirconia]

I myself have no name for "that."

As for people who do, someone I knew used to refer to what he has down there as "My Pulsating Python of Pleasure..."

[Julia1996]

I myself have no name for "that."

As for people who do, someone I knew used to refer to what he has down there as "My Pulsating Python of Pleasure..."

Lol, that's hilarious!

[CarlyMcx]

These days I call it, "Tiny Johnson."😜

[V M]

I've heard quite a few fine references from various friends and such over the years like the Third Leg, Long Slong Dandy, the All Day Sucker, One Eyed Wonder Weasel, High Octane Booster Rocket, Cyclops, Dirty Harry... The list goes on