How do you cross your legs while sitting, ;)?

[PurpleWolf]

That was a different guy. But my brother is the one who did it. He drew a big dick on the side of his face that looked like it was getting ready to go into his mouth. Tyler thought it was hilarious and told me I had no sense of humor when he told me about it and I didn't find it funny.

You are killing me  !!!!!!!!!!!!! And he did that with permanent ink?!!!!!! How did he get rid of that?! And you didn't find that funny?! I'm laughing my head off and choking here!!!!!

[Julia1996]

You are killing me  !!!!!!!!!!!!! And he did that with permanent ink?!!!!!! How did he get rid of that?! And you didn't find that funny?! I'm laughing my head off and choking here!!!!!

He drew it on with a permanent Sharpie marker. I don't think it did come off. I think it had to wear off. No I didn't think it was very funny. I was shocked my brother would do something that mean mostly.

[PurpleWolf]

He drew it on with a permanent Sharpie marker. I don't think it did come off. I think it had to wear off. No I didn't think it was very funny. I was shocked my brother would do something that mean mostly.

Well, it's mean but oh so damn funny  !!! Oh man, I'd like to meet your brother,  ! You are honestly making my day with those stories of Tyler & Tristan,  !
How did he go to work/school then,  ?! With that dick on his face  ?
And what about that jalapeno contest - were those regular jalapenos or those extra hot ones?

[KathyLauren]

How do you usually sit  ? One leg crossed above the other knee/leg? Legs wide apart? One ankle resting on the other leg?

I have always preferred to sit with my legs crossed woman-style: one knee over the other.  It's just way more comfortable that way.  I was always self-conscious about it, because it was not the proper "guy" way to sit, but I was an outcast anyway, so what the heck.  Now, of course, it is very proper.

I did learn to sit guy-style: ankle on knee, but that is uncomfortable and makes my joints hurt after a while.

I can sit knees together like a proper lady if I have to, but that takes effort and I'm lazy.

I never could sit with my legs apart, even as a man.  My mother taught me that taking up more than my share of space was rude.  Besides it is gross: who wants to see the outline of a guy's junk?  It is the proper way to sit in a kilt, provided the kilt drapes the way it is supposed to, like Gertrude said, but not otherwise.

[Julia1996]

Well, it's mean but oh so damn funny  !!! Oh man, I'd like to meet your brother,  ! You are honestly making my day with those stories of Tyler & Tristan,  !
How did he go to work/school then,  ?! With that dick on his face  ?
And what about that jalapeno contest - were those regular jalapenos or those extra hot ones?

I asked the same thing. Tyler told me he wore a large bandage on his face. The peppers were actually habanero peppers. I think they might be hotter than jalapeño pepers. They went through a gallon of milk in like an hour. Tyler got third place. One of the other guys rubbed his watery eyes with the pepper residue on his hands and nearly blinded himself,the imbecile.  I haven't witnessed Tristan doing anything stupid like that yet but there was the time he was playing around with this hunting knife and I told him to stop messing with it before he cut himself. He told me he knew how to handle knives and no way was he going to cut himself. Ok.  A few minutes later he asked for a Band-Aid,  he cut himself of course.

[Julia1996]

I have always preferred to sit with my legs crossed woman-style: one knee over the other.  It's just way more comfortable that way.  I was always self-conscious about it, because it was not the proper "guy" way to sit, but I was an outcast anyway, so what the heck.  Now, of course, it is very proper.

I did learn to sit guy-style: ankle on knee, but that is uncomfortable and makes my joints hurt after a while.

I can sit knees together like a proper lady if I have to, but that takes effort and I'm lazy.

I never could sit with my legs apart, even as a man.  My mother taught me that taking up more than my share of space was rude.  Besides it is gross: who wants to see the outline of a guy's junk?  It is the proper way to sit in a kilt, provided the kilt drapes the way it is supposed to, like Gertrude said, but not otherwise.

Do they wear underwear under the kilt?

[PurpleWolf]

I did learn to sit guy-style: ankle on knee, but that is uncomfortable and makes my joints hurt after a while.

WHAAT? That is very comfortable  ! But I don't manage to cross my legs women style - that's hugely uncomfortable for me. Never done it. That feels like a forced position to me!

I never could sit with my legs apart, even as a man.  My mother taught me that taking up more than my share of space was rude.  Besides it is gross: who wants to see the outline of a guy's junk?  It is the proper way to sit in a kilt, provided the kilt drapes the way it is supposed to, like Gertrude said, but not otherwise.

And I feel weird not sitting legs apart  ! Told you this was going to be a fun thread!
Legs together feels forced and unnatural! I thought women sit that way or legs crossed only bcos of wearing skirts or dresses or bcos of some social conditioning to look 'lady-like' or whatever - but it's interesting that some people actually do like to sit that way plus find it comfortable! I just can't imagine doing that.

[Julia1996]

WHAAT? That is very comfortable  ! But I don't manage to cross my legs women style - that's hugely uncomfortable for me. Never done it. That feels like a forced position to me!
And I feel weird not sitting legs apart  ! Told you this was going to be a fun thread!
Legs together feels forced and unnatural! I thought women sit that way or legs crossed only bcos of wearing skirts or dresses or bcos of some social conditioning to look 'lady-like' or whatever - but it's interesting that some people actually do like to sit that way plus find it comfortable! I just can't imagine doing that.

All guys are like that Mr. Wolf. Every guy I've been around sits with their legs apart even my grandpa. I've seen a testicle hang out the edge of shorts a few times. Never my grandpa thank god or I would need eye bleach.

[KathyLauren]

Do they wear underwear under the kilt?

Traditionally, no.  In the British army, the Highland regiments don't wear underwear under their kilts, which is where the term "going regimental" originated for that fashion style.  I suspect that most guys wearing kilts at social events like Scottish country dancing probably wear underwear.  No, I'm not going to check!

All guys are like that Mr. Wolf. Every guy I've been around sits with their legs apart even my grandpa. I've seen a testicle hang out the edge of shorts a few times. Never my grandpa thank god or I would need eye bleach.

Julia, you are hilarious!   

[PurpleWolf]

All guys are like that Mr. Wolf. Every guy I've been around sits with their legs apart even my grandpa. I've seen a testicle hang out the edge of shorts a few times. Never my grandpa thank god or I would need eye bleach.

You are so ridiculously funny, Julia  !!! I'm sure you must be very fun to be around, 
Somehow can't believe that you said something like... not having friends besides Tyler & Tristan - oh, I went and checked that up in that isolation thread... Well, in other threads you've implied having friends, though!

I could imagine you're the most popular girl ever - and having lots of friends around!

[Julia1996]

You are so ridiculously funny, Julia  !!! I'm sure you must be very fun to be around, 
Somehow can't believe that you said something like... not having friends besides Tyler & Tristan - oh, I went and checked that up in that isolation thread... Well, in other threads you've implied having friends, though!

I could imagine you're the most popular girl ever - and having lots of friends around!

Thank you. That's sweet to say. I had friends but my last 2 got jealous and turned on me and said some nasty stuff. When I was younger I totally didn't have any friends. The other kids thought I was weird. But thankfully Tyler would do stuff with me most of the time. That's probably one reason we are so close.

[LadyGreen]

Thank you. That's sweet to say. I had friends but my last 2 got jealous and turned on me and said some nasty stuff. When I was younger I totally didn't have any friends. The other kids thought I was weird. But thankfully Tyler would do stuff with me most of the time. That's probably one reason we are so close.

I can relate, making friends is hard but my brother is always there for me. Usually doing something stupid like using plyers and a hammer to shoot .22 bullets at cane toads [emoji16]

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[zirconia]

I think I like this thread.

I've always sat with my legs close together, whether folded to one side, tucked under me or crossed at the thigh. I never even thought others might have thought it weird until I read some threads about it here.

Wow, so there is a rulebook for guys? I never knew that. Perhaps that's why they were so disgusted when I tried to hug them in elementary school. I've also always thought that leaning against anyone warm feels really nice when it's cold, and couldn't understand why others didn't feel the same.

That said, I did like many of the Dudesons' shows—probably because they really and truly didn't seem to care what happened to them. I can't really imagine living with them, though.

Actually, now I remember reading some book about how to be a man when I was little. My parents bought a lot of books, and it was one of them. The contents seemed really weird to me—like how men should make refrigerators for their rooms out of old barrels, with an ice compartment on top. And how real men don't smell of anything. I liked perfumes, so I didn't understand why—and only much later realized that maybe the author meant that they should keep clean so they wouldn't smell sweaty. All in all I found the contents pretty distasteful.

[MeTony]

I spread. Even if I put my feet together I spread my legs and have my knees apart.

Seldom cross my legs but when I do I have my foot on the other knee.

I've done this since I was a kid. Mom and dad always told me to sit like a girl.