Jess’s mess

[Cassi]

Or "bounce your boobies"

We're go'n need sum halp fer da rest of da songgs!

[Jessica]

Hi friends 🙋‍♀️ I am nearly 62 and just shaved my mustache off for the second time since the virgin hairs came out.  I have been wanting to do this for awhile.  The first time I cut it was 4 months ago.  I like it not there.
The impetus is my excited anticipation of having lunch with Michelle and Laurie tomorrow.
Hopefully they can use some type of magic in helping me look more like a woman before we go.

Hugs, Jessica

[Michelle_P]

Hi friends [emoji137]‍♀️ I am nearly 62 and just shaved my mustache off for the second time since the virgin hairs came out.  I have been wanting to do this for awhile.  The first time I cut it was 4 months ago.  I like it not there.
The impetus is my excited anticipation of having lunch with Michelle and Laurie tomorrow.
Hopefully they can use some type of magic in helping me look more like a woman before we go.

Hugs, Jessica

Don't worry, Jess!  We will have you looking just fine before we hit the town.  Between Laurie and my loyal staff of honey badgers, you'll be in good hands. 


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[Jessica]

Don't worry, Jess!  We will have you looking just fine before we hit the town.  Between Laurie and my loyal staff of honey badgers, you'll be in good hands. 


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Thank you Michelle!  I'm feeling hopeful.

[Laurie]

Hi friends 🙋‍♀️ I am nearly 62 and just shaved my mustache off for the second time since the virgin hairs came out.  I have been wanting to do this for awhile.  The first time I cut it was 4 months ago.  I like it not there.
The impetus is my excited anticipation of having lunch with Michelle and Laurie tomorrow.
Hopefully they can use some type of magic in helping me look more like a woman before we go.

Hugs, Jessica

Oh Yes, Jessica, Michelle and I are ready for you, we can't wait to get you... errr for you to come visit. We will be sure to ummm show you a good time. We are going to have so much fun playing ... You are going to have such fun with us doing all sorts of things. So be sure to come on over early my pretty. btw don't forget the ruby slippers, this isn't Kansas any more.

Why do I keep getting this picture in my head of 3 women in Macbeth?

Double, double toil and trouble;
    Fire burn, and caldron bubble.

See you tomorrow Hun.
  Laurie

[Jessica]

Oh Yes, Jessica, Michelle and I are ready for you, we can't wait to get you... errr for you to come visit. We will be sure to ummm show you a good time. We are going to have so much fun playing ... You are going to have such fun with us doing all sorts of things. So be sure to come on over early my pretty. btw don't forget the ruby slippers, this isn't Kansas any more.

Why do I keep getting this picture in my head of 3 women in Macbeth?

Double, double toil and trouble;
    Fire burn, and caldron bubble.

See you tomorrow Hun.
  Laurie

My slippers (deck shoes) are pink.  And that's quinoa in the cauldron.

[Michelle_P]

Jess is so NOT a mess!


We're out for a day on the town, after Jess bravely faced the honey badgers and the dreaded Makeover.





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[Kendra]

Wow!  Great photos with awesome ladies, great weather.

[Julia1996]

You all look very nice. I hope you were having as much fun as it looked like you were.

[Allison S]

Smashing ladies keep it up

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[steph2.0]

Jess is so NOT a mess!


We're out for a day on the town, after Jess bravely faced the honey badgers and the dreaded Makeover.

Wowie! Hotchacha! What gorgeous ladies! And that is some nice jewelry that (L)ar{i}e is wearing! Yes, I noticed. Thank you.

Stephanie

[Cassi]

Hi friends 🙋‍♀️ I am nearly 62 and just shaved my mustache off for the second time since the virgin hairs came out.  I have been wanting to do this for awhile.  The first time I cut it was 4 months ago.  I like it not there.
The impetus is my excited anticipation of having lunch with Michelle and Laurie tomorrow.
Hopefully they can use some type of magic in helping me look more like a woman before we go.

Hugs, Jessica

Geez Jess,

62, like wow, you're old - Social Security retirement old

[KathyLauren]

Jess is so NOT a mess!


We're out for a day on the town, after Jess bravely faced the honey badgers and the dreaded Makeover.





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Looking great, ladies!

[Cassi]

Geez Jess,

62, like wow, you're old - Social Security retirement old

FYI, 64 here

[Charlie Nicki]

Nice pics! Hope you girls had a lot of fun

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[Jessica]

I have to thank Michelle and Laurie again for such a memorable day.  Michelle was wonderful at helping me with the first makeup I have ever worn, she helped me accessorize and both Laurie and her picked an outfit for me from the closet of clothes I brought.  We chatted for hours about this that and the other, finally realizing it was almost past lunch.  I gleefully walked through town with these wonderful women for the first time as a woman, uncaring if there were any looks.  We went to a local restaurant and enjoyed our meal while continuing our unceasing chat, we had no loss for words.  The hostess took our picture with a smile.... do we look happy?...we certainly were.  Walked to a central square downtown and Michelle used the Starbucks WiFi to post our pics as we sat chatting in the somewhat crowded square.  Michelle coerced us back to her place with the promise of warm, fresh baked cookies.  Laurie and I we're not disappointed.
I feel so fortunate to have been able to hug both of these wonderful women with my own arms and heart.

Incredibly happy, Jess

[Laurie]

Jessica,

  It was so nice meeting you in person and being a part of you first day out in public. You were great wandering around with us and being yourself. It was our pleasure to help you have this day. It was fun for all three of us right up until you managed to slip your cuffs and then your leash enabling your escape. I am so disappointed in Michelle's restraint. I'd  give her a piece of my mind for letting you get free, except for fear that her expertise might improve. I mean I do need to be returning home myself eventually.

  Glad you had fun, Hun.

Hugs,
   Laurie

[Michelle_P]

Jessica, Today was a very nice day for all of us, meeting new friends and enjoying time together.  We are of course, quite happy you enjoyed the experience. 

As you saw, even with thousands of other people out wandering the area, folks were too busy trying to check their phones, talking with friends, watching their kids, or looking in the shop windows to pay any attention to us.  We get to just live our lives, too!

Laurie would probably add some additional commentary here, but she is tied up right now...


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[Jessica]

Jessica, Today was a very nice day for all of us, meeting new friends and enjoying time together.  We are of course, quite happy you enjoyed the experience. 

As you saw, even with thousands of other people out wandering the area, folks were too busy trying to check their phones, talking with friends, watching their kids, or looking in the shop windows to pay any attention to us.  We get to just live our lives, too!

Laurie would probably add some additional commentary here, but she is tied up right now...


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Life is what you make of it.  If you are afraid of shadows, you stay out of the sun.  It's wonderful in the sun.

Hope you didn't have a copyright on my new avatar

Have you released Laurie from the badger cage yet......she seemed content scratching behind your honey badgers ear.  She knows how to soothe a badger now.

[Jessica]

Geez Jess,

62, like wow, you're old - Social Security retirement old

Yes Cassi, I have reached that point in life, but I certainly don't feel or look old.