Re: Here I go again :-( 2.0

[Northern Star Girl]

@Alaskan Danielle

DANIELLE!,

  I have counted for times in which you deliberately and willfully use a forbidden word in reference to me. This is extremely disturbing to me that you could ever do such a thing. What, oh what, has become of Alaska's (and our) sweetheart? How could you have done such a thing. But what disturbs me even more is that in the face of the scoffing at your obvious mistake you continued to misbehave. Even when my mischievous tease of a little sister warned you, you not only persisted but scoffed at her warnings of dire consequences. You scoffed and dare me to try to issue the customary disciplinary measures.  For this ill advised behavior you shall  be banished to your fridge top for an Alaskan winter night. It matters not that your fridge is not a necessary requirement in winter to keep food cold. You do have a fridge, onto which you shall be incarcerated until the next spring thaw.
  It may interest you to know that my Lil' Sis was emboldened by your blatant defiance of consequences that she too has stepped out of line and shares your fate albeit for a lesser period of time. (She is after all Family)

Danielle, Fridge NOW!

The Laurie has spoken!

Hugs,
  Laurie

@Laurie
Dear Mistress Laurie:
OK Ma'am,   I will try to obey your wishes Mistress Laurie ...
...but first I need to find my stepladder.  I am short and the fridge is tall.
Danielle

Oh, Danielle, lest you're thinking about putting your fingers in your ears and yelling, "I can't hear you, la-la-la-la-la!" I'm here to tell you it does nothing more than enrage Laurania. Trust me on this.
Stephanie, sadder but wiser.

@Steph2.0
Dear Stephanie,
Thank you for sharing your wisdom and for the tip.
Danielle

[Jessica]

@Laurie @Alaskan Danielle

@Alaskan Danielle

DANIELLE!,

  I have counted for times in which you deliberately and willfully use a forbidden word in reference to me. This is extremely disturbing to me that you could ever do such a thing. What, oh what, has become of Alaska's (and our) sweetheart? How could you have done such a thing. But what disturbs me even more is that in the face of the scoffing at your obvious mistake you continued to misbehave. Even when my mischievous tease of a little sister warned you, you not only persisted but scoffed at her warnings of dire consequences. You scoffed and dare me to try to issue the customary disciplinary measures.  For this ill advised behavior you shall  be banished to your fridge top for an Alaskan winter night. It matters not that your fridge is not a necessary requirement in winter to keep food cold. You do have a fridge, onto which you shall be incarcerated until the next spring thaw.
  It may interest you to know that my Lil' Sis was emboldened by your blatant defiance of consequences that she too has stepped out of line and shares your fate albeit for a lesser period of time. (She is after all Family)

Danielle, Fridge NOW!

The Laurie has spoken!

Hugs,
  Laurie

I need to bring something over for my big sis to take up north in Laurie's Lorry.  So of course I told her "We will firm up a Projected Logistics Agreement Nexus"  P.L.A.N. for short.....
She actually replied "eventually".  Tricksy I am.  Perched I will stay.  But warmer than Danielle

Hugs and smiles from a California girl

[Laurie]

@Laurie @Alaskan Danielle

I need to bring something over for my big sis to take up north in Laurie's Lorry.  So of course I told her "We will firm up a Projected Logistics Agreement Nexus"  P.L.A.N. for short.....
She actually replied "eventually".  Tricksy I am.  Perched I will stay.  But warmer than Danielle

Hugs and smiles from a California girl

@Jessica  Make that a full week! I care not for your imagined acronyms.

[Laurie]

@Laurie
Dear Mistress Laurie:
OK Ma'am,   I will try to obey your wishes Mistress Laurie ...
...but first I need to find my stepladder.  I am short and the fridge is tall.
Danielle

@Alaskan Danielle - would you care to add another winter night?

I have company staying with me.  SQUEEEEEEEEEEE!

@Michelle_P
Dear Michelle: 
I am assuming that you are talking about @Laurie ... 
with saying, I am so very happy for you two... I am very glad that she arrived safely.

Might I suggest that you keep your distance away from the fridge while she is there.   
How long is the visit "Planned" for...   
I know, I know, I am taking a big change writing out the "P" word ......

Hugs to both of you,
Danielle

[davina61]

That made me giggle even with a thick head (prosecco induced) have a nice time with your love , hugs all round XXXX

[Kendra]

Um, refrigerators work by moving heat away from all those evil calories safely stored behind the door, out to the coils behind the fridge where heat rises.  The warmest place in the Alaskan tundra might be on top of a fridge.  But yeah that would be punishment in Florida. 

I hope it's not an Amana.  Some appliance names are sexist.  But Laurie would typo it Amama so that's ok.

[ChrissyRyan]

Um, refrigerators work by moving heat away from all those evil calories safely stored behind the door, out to the coils behind the fridge where heat rises.  The warmest place in the Alaskan tundra might be on top of a fridge.  But yeah that would be punishment in Florida. 

I hope it's not an Amana.  Some appliance names are sexist.  But Laurie would typo it Amama so that's ok.

You say funny and witty things!  I still remember your comment on receiving Ken's Salad Dressing after your surgery earlier this year.

Please keep on sharing your wit and of couse, your experiences with us.  I certainly enjoy hearing of them.

Chrissy

[Jayne01]

Oh my!!!! I have missed a few days of this thread only to come here and nearly burst my sides out in laughter!!! [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Seriously!!! Laurie and the "P" word!!! [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣[emoji23][emoji23]

Danielle, you are soooooooo funny!!! And shame on the rest of you for coaxing our sweet northern angel into using that word more than once in reference to Laurie.

Laurie........planning?!!!??? [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Jayne (cleaning too of fridge)

[Laurie]

Oh my!!!! I have missed a few days of this thread only to come here and nearly burst my sides out in laughter!!! [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Seriously!!! Laurie and the "P" word!!! [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣[emoji23][emoji23]

Danielle, you are soooooooo funny!!! And shame on the rest of you for coaxing our sweet northern angel into using that word more than once in reference to Laurie.

Laurie........planning?!!!??? [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Jayne (cleaning too of fridge)

@Jayne01

You're safe Jayne.  You like others tried to inform and enlighten her That is okay even though you used the word p p p pl  .... yeah that word. My lil sister on the other hand keeps pushing her luck and therefore spends a lot of time on her fridge. Danielle persisted in it's usage in spite of being warned. She got what she deserved.

  Wow Weeee Jayne imminent name change and coming out at work?? congrats, Girl !!

Hugs,
  Laurie

[Jessica]

I'm
P.leasantly
L.ounging
A.bove
N.naturally

[Northern Star Girl]

I'm
P.leasantly
L.ounging
A.bove
N.aturally

@Jessica   cc; @Laurie
Dear Jess:
You better be careful about mentioning the P-word PLAN here on Laurie's thread.  If you persist she will make PLANS to put you on top of the fridge.... that is her PLAN all the time.... she PLANS these things to torment those who use the PLAN word in any of your PLANNED context.

Hugs,
Danielle

[Jessica]

@Alaskan Danielle

@Jessica   cc; @Laurie
Dear Jess:
You better be careful about mentioning the P-word PLAN on Laurie's thread.  If you persist she will make PLANS to put you on top of the fridge.... that is her PLAN all the time.... she PLANS these things to torment those who use the PLAN word in any of your PLANNED context.

Hugs,
Danielle

Yesterday at lunch, she suddenly looked up at me and said..."Hey, you're supposed to be up on your fridge!".
I
P.ositively
L.aughed
A.bove the
N.oise

Hugs and smiles from a California girl

[Northern Star Girl]

@Alaskan Danielle

Yesterday at lunch, she suddenly looked up at me and said..."Hey, you're supposed to be up on your fridge!".
I
P.ositively
L.aughed
A.bove the
N.oise

Hugs and smiles from a California girl

@Jessica 
Dear Jess:
When I go to bed to night I will be dreaming about how to make more acronyms for the words PLAN or PLANNING.

I suppose that we are living dangerously by tormenting @Laurie .... but she must realize that we are just having some fun with her.....  right???
                              WE LOVE YOU LAURIE !!!!
Hugs,
Danielle

[Laurie]

ugh huh, ugh huh chure you are. I see that "F.ortuitous U.nabashed N.onsense " at my expense. Both of you are pushing your luck.

[Jayne01]

@Jayne01

You're safe Jayne.  You like others tried to inform and enlighten her That is okay even though you used the word p p p pl  .... yeah that word. My lil sister on the other hand keeps pushing her luck and therefore spends a lot of time on her fridge. Danielle persisted in it's usage in spite of being warned. She got what she deserved.

  Wow Weeee Jayne imminent name change and coming out at work?? congrats, Girl !!

Hugs,
  Laurie

Hey Laurie!

Thank you for the congrats. I am really looking forward to the name change coming through and coming out at work. I am PLANNING to introduce Jayne to my immediate coworkers on Wednesday. Then the PLAN is for my manager to send out an email to the whole engineering department.

If you are PLANNING to now send me on top of the fridge, you had better make a PLAN to come down under, or at the very least PLAN to tell Michelle to make this travel PLAN.

Now it is time for me to PLAN my escape.

Luvs ya girl!
<sounds of Jayne running away>

[Laurie]

You better run...

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[LizK]

You better run...

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She is a bit distracted at the moment, she totally missed mine  ...keep going Jayne...I think you could be safe LOL  at least for awhile....

[davina61]

I thought that was P. ickup L.ongdistance A,nd N.avigation

[Laurie]

 Alright girls I'm gunna hunt y'all down and smack ya all who are coming up with those acronyms. Starting with that instigator Jessica.

  And ((St(e)ph)an)(ie) do not think your name games haven't been noticed.....

Laurie is such an easy name to remember and spell. It's not at all as difficult as Manuca, Monotony, or whatever her name is. Monicia? no, but that's close I think.

Hugs,
  Laurie

[Northern Star Girl]

Alright girls I'm gunna hunt y'all down and smack ya all who are coming up with those acronyms. Starting with that instigator Jessica.

  And ((St(e)ph)an)(ie) do not think your name games haven't been noticed.....

Laurie is such an easy name to remember and spell. It's not at all as difficult as Manuca, Monotony, or whatever her name is. Monicia? no, but that's close I think.

Hugs,
  Laurie

@Laurie
Dear Laurie:
I think there is a TOS rule about name calling and threatening other members....  or something like you are are maybe doing with the creators of the Acronymns and also possibly with our beloved @HappyMoni ....  I don't want Monica to get bad vibes from all of this and delete her profile.... I do care for her, she is a sweetheart [emoji173]... and are you ever going to take her down from the top of the fridge as shown in her Avatar/Profile picture ? 
.... but then, I think that you too are a sweetheart Laurie.  [emoji173]
Love to you all,
Hugs and more hugs,
Danielle