Help Me Choose - middle name

[Bari Jo]

Alrighty, now I've talked with both my parents and they've reached an agreement in their memory that Bari was the  first name and Jo was the middle name.  Well, I'm happy with that, so that makes it easier to me to just correct the detour of fate.  I still prefer to go by Bari Jo though, so I'll ask people to call me that.

Bari Jo

[Jessica]

Alrighty, now I've talked with both my parents and they've reached an agreement in their memory that Bari was the  first name and Jo was the middle name.  Well, I'm happy with that, so that makes it easier to me to just correct the detour of fate.  I still prefer to go by Bari Jo though, so I'll ask people to call me that.

Bari Jo

Well that was easy and I don't need to remember a new name.

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[Bari Jo]

Thanks for the heads up:)  I'll be sure to have my dog be on the lookout for nerdowells.