Ha! Welcome to women's clothes! Yeah, totally takes a while to get used to useless pockets. I keep a thing of chapstick in my front pocket because that's all that will fit. I do carry a tiny bifold wallet with my license and two cards in my back pocket when I don't feel like carrying a bag, and my iPhone sort of almost fits in the other back pocket.
I know some brands do put actual human useful pockets but I can't remember which ones, I think they were more on the expensive side.