Types of transgender people

[Devlyn]

I've started a glossary of the various kinds of transgender people that you'll run into. It's all in good fun, if you can't laugh at yourself.....laugh at these people.    Feel free to add. 

The Measurer. They measure every conceivable body part. Permabanned for posting too many "I can't pass because my earlobe ratio is too long" topics.

The Stealther. Has completely erased their past and blended seamlessly into society. Whereabouts unknown.

The Practioner. Thinking your endo is a hack, this transgender person will tell you exactly how much of what drug to take. Currently reading blogs for prescribing information.

[Jessica]

The Hugger.  Needs to affirm their femininity by hugging everyone.
Currently hugging a tree.

The Gabber.  Can't get enough of talking about transitioning. 
At the moment in a endless loop with themselves.

The Introspective.  Always going deep in their thoughts.
Their audience is now sleeping.

[Devlyn]

The Hugger.  Needs to affirm their femininity by hugging everyone.
Currently hugging a tree.

The Gabber.  Can't get enough of talking about transitioning. 
At the moment in a endless loop with themselves.

The Introspective.  Always going deep in their thoughts.
Their audience is now sleeping.

I'm at 26,000 hugs and counting!

Hugs, Devlyn

[Daisy Jane]

The Hugger.  Needs to affirm their femininity by hugging everyone.
Currently hugging a tree.

That's me!

[kitchentablepotpourri]

Trailblazer: Standards of Care do not apply

[Devlyn]

The Shoe Queen. Self explanatory. Currently shopping for her 317th pair.

[HappyMoni]

The Devlynator. Always trying to figure out the different types of trans people.

[Devlyn]

The Chopper. Planning a skull reduction, neck shortening, shoulder narrowing, rib removal, pelvis transplant, and surgery to remove eight inches between the knee and ankle. Thinks they'd look pretty good without elbows. Currently studying anatomy.

[Allison S]

making fun of people who get or want surgeries? Very sympathetic for a transgender forum... I guess people who are born with deformities and/or have accidents should be laughed at too?

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[Devlyn]

making fun of people who get or want surgeries? Very sympathetic for a transgender forum... I guess people who are born with deformities and/or have accidents should be laughed at too?

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We're in the humor section.

Lighten up, Francis.

[Megan.]

This is funny as f*. I'm at least half of those mentioned [emoji23]

*The Vocalist - 2 hours of practice every day "ayyyy", "eeeee",  "aye", "oooow",  "yoouuu". Check that frequency range!

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[kitchentablepotpourri]

The FedEx: Accepts they are they are trans on Sunday morning, and shows up at work Monday morning fully transitioned (court ordered name change, shoulder length hair, flawless female voice, completed electrolysis, perfect mannerisms, FFS, SRS, BA, Hip and Butt implants, etc.).

- Because it absolutely positively had to happen overnight!

[Megan.]

The FedEx: Accepts they are they are trans on Sunday morning, and shows up at work Monday morning fully transitioned (court ordered name change, shoulder length hair, flawless female voice, completed electrolysis, perfect mannerisms, FFS, SRS, BA, Hip and Butt implants, etc.).

- Because it absolutely positively had to happen overnight!

Genius [emoji23]

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[Devlyn]

The Conditional Transitioner. Accepts they're transgender but won't do anything about it without a written guarantee that they'll be a runway model after transition.

[Jessica]

The sagger.  A 70 yo transgender woman who transitioned at 20.
Can tuck the girls in their knee socks!

[Devlyn]

The Avon Lady. Her makeup goes on the plane as checked baggage. Currently buying moisturizer.

[kitchentablepotpourri]

The documentary filmmaker: Their DSLR is with them at all times so they can film the next 3 years of their transition, then edit it into 2 minutes of triumph and post it on YouTube😊

[Devlyn]

Uncle Fester. Has attended every Pride Fest...ever. Talks about next year's Pride parade on the way home from this year's. Spends most of his spare time removing glitter.

[Artesia]

Uncle Fester. Has attended every Pride Fest...ever. Talks about next year's Pride parade on the way home from this year's. Spends most of his spare time removing glitter.

I hear Uncle Fester and I think of the Adams Family, and my old drivers license.

[Michelle_P]

The Selfie Queen.

Can strike a pose and snap a selfie in under 3 seconds, without breaking stride or stopping conversation.  Updates Facebook with the latest highlights hourly or better.



(This is all in fun!  I'm in awe of your selfie superpowers, R.)