Types of transgender people

[Devlyn]

The Kat Von D: Started getting tattoos to celebrate special moments in her transition, and now has two full sleeves, and is considering a full body tattoo of her surgical team performing her SRS in the operating theater. Currently picking out an outfit that matches her color scheme.

  I just shot unicorns out of my nose!

Hugs, Devlyn

[Megan.]

The elevator
Flats were too low, two inch heals great. No wait 3.5 inch are fine. Hey have you seen my 5 inch heels. Look at those great 8 inch spikes. Do you have any 10 inch Gaga platforms. Ouch I hit my head on the door frame.

I prefer going down [emoji48][emoji23]

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[Donna]

I hope that unicorn came out butt first. Those horns can be killers

[Devlyn]

The Unicorn. A magical genderblender currently playing in her own garden of frivolity....

I prefer going down [emoji48][emoji23]

...oh, hey, look at the time, I have to run! 

[Donna]

No pun intended but I'm not touching that one. 😂

[sarah1972]

The elevator
Flats were too low, two inch heals great. No wait 3.5 inch are fine. Hey have you seen my 5 inch heels. Look at those great 8 inch spikes. Do you have any 10 inch Gaga platforms. Ouch I hit my head on the door frame.

That's me. Posted pretty much this response in another thread (except I max out at 7)

[sarah1972]

The salter. Had a double dose of Spiro  and triple salts everything. Currently roaming Utah's salt lakes...

[Donna]

Pass the nachos and salt shaker please.

[Donna]

The keeper
Zealously guards the E, panics when they forget to renew the prescription two weeks before it expires

[Jessica]

The skinner.  Afraid of electrolysis and shaves so close you can see the through the skin.
Currently buying more styptic pencils

[The Flying Lemur]

 Some types for dudes:

The Hair Apparent
Trans guy who is super hairy everywhere but where his beard's supposed to be.  Is very annoyed.

Urine Trouble
Guy who owns every STP on the market and has leaks with all of them.  Would still rather die than sit.  Is also very annoyed, and rather damp.

Last Man Standing
Guy who packs in a way that makes it look like he has a 24/7 erection.

The Swiss Army Jock
Guy who owns 4,623 prostheses, each for a slightly different purpose. 

T-Rex
Guy who thinks it's a good idea to double his T dose without talking to his doctor.  Turns into one big pimple.

Wall Stud
Guy who's convinced he only passes from a certain angle, in a certain position, in a certain light.  Finds his ideal display spot and refuses to move.

[Devlyn]

Good work, Ben! 

Hugs, Devlyn

[Jessica]

Some types for dudes:

The Hair Apparent
Trans guy who is super hairy everywhere but where his beard's supposed to be.  Is very annoyed.

Urine Trouble
Guy who owns every STP on the market and has leaks with all of them.  Would still rather die than sit.  Is also very annoyed, and rather damp.

Last Man Standing
Guy who packs in a way that makes it look like he has a 24/7 erection.

The Swiss Army Jock
Guy who owns 4,623 prostheses, each for a slightly different purpose. 

T-Rex
Guy who thinks it's a good idea to double his T dose without talking to his doctor.  Turns into one big pimple.

Wall Stud
Guy who's convinced he only passes from a certain angle, in a certain position, in a certain light.  Finds his ideal display spot and refuses to move.

Excellent, I was hoping some guys would join in!

[Devlyn]

The Mower. A head to toe shaving fanatic. Out buying exfoliator.

[Donna]

The gimmick
The person that has Done and bought everything the net says will develop breast no matter how bizarre. Now where did I put that wild yak saliva cream.

[Cassi]

The gimmick
The person that has Done and bought everything the net says will develop breast no matter how bizarre. Now where did I put that wild yak saliva cream.

The wild yak saliva is next to the wild frog urine.

[kitchentablepotpourri]

The optimist: Measuring her bust, waist, and hips three times a day since picking up her first estradiol prescription last week. Just posted her 19th picture in the fabulous thread asking if the same dress she was wearing in the last eighteen pictures makes her butt look too big, and hoping for at least one yes reply.

[Cassi]

The optimist: Measuring her bust, waist, and hips three times a day since picking up her first estradiol prescription last week. Just posted her 19th picture in the fabulous thread asking if the same dress she was wearing in the last eighteen pictures makes her butt look too big, and hoping for at least one yes reply.

Do you have a camera hidden in my home??

[Devlyn]

The Hijacker. It doesn't matter if you wanted to talk about cars, amateur radio, or meatball recipes, The Hijacker sees your thread as a good opportunity to talk about gatekeeping or lack of HRT results, or a host of THEIR issues. All the world is a stage for The Hijacker. Currently posting about GRS revisions in the Knitting subforum.

[Lady Sarah]

The troll: constantly has to ridicule others over their looks, height, curves, etc. Then, complains about their own problems in a group setting, so that nobody else can get a word in edgewise. Also insists others should only date other trans people, namely the troll.

I think most of us know at least one. sadly, I had one for a room mate for far too long.