So, so many parts of our bodies have been subject of threads, hands, feet, breasts. How about your neck?
There's an old story about a clothing thief in New York that could get anyone the suit they desired despite cost for a very cheap sum. However, the thief refused to get anything for anyone with a neck size of 18 or more.
A person with an 18" size neck can probably be compared to an oak stump versus other things. Anyway, while my bitchiness is resting I thought I'd bring up this topic.
To begin with, I've had an 18" neck since I exited puberty last week (well, maybe 50 years ago) I've noticed a few of our sisters wearing nice necklaces and I even bought a couple only having to pull it off because it was too tight. There are times I feel like a bauble head, anyone else?

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I just noticed my avatar doesn't reflect a neck which wasn't intentional but nevertheless proves my point, lol.