At my daughters and we are around the kitchen counter, Me, my wife, my daughter, and 6 yr old granddaughter.
My wife makes the comment, "We need a girls day out, all of us. Papa too." Papa is what granddaughter calls me.
My granddaughter goes, "Papa can't go, he's a boy"
I just looked at her, took a step back and opened up my sweater so she could see my whole outfit.
She proceeded to go into the full feint scene, groaning, closing her eyes and sliding off my daughters lap onto the floor and just laid there.
She's just a drama queen ham and I guess I'm still just "Silly Papa"