Two days before BA and a wave of emotions.

[HappyMoni]

I volunteer to be Kendra's second. Can you wait about 8 months?

Stephanie

Anything for you Steph! Good thing you stepped in when you did, I was ready with Mr. Orange.

Don't worry Faith, Kendra and I cheated to get our cleavage!

[Kendra]

> Kendra, how bout dilators at twenty paces at dawn? I'll see you on the field of honor. Laurie, would you be my 'second?'

The fields of honor also known as Silicone Valley.

[Faith]

Don't worry Faith, Kendra and I cheated to get our cleavage!

I keep blowing on my thumb but all it does is make my ears pop.

[KathyLauren]

All this talk of cleavage makes me think of the term "intermammary concavity" from the "Warrior Princess" satire by Kevin Ward.  If you are a fan of the old Xena TV series and Gilbert and Sullivan, you have to check it out: http://www.math.uchicago.edu/~wald/lit/heroine_barbarian.html

And now I can't get the Major General song out of my head!

[HappyMoni]

All this talk of cleavage makes me think of the term "intermammary concavity" from the "Warrior Princess" satire by Kevin Ward.  If you are a fan of the old Xena TV series and Gilbert and Sullivan, you have to check it out: http://www.math.uchicago.edu/~wald/lit/heroine_barbarian.html

And now I can't get the Major General song out of my head!

@Kathy, I'm glad I finally do have the cleavage cause I don't have the smarts you have. My reference would be something like the 'The Simpsons.'  My quote, "Duh!!"  Maybe I should go blond. lol Thanks for posting.
Moni

[Faith]

@Kathy, I'm glad I finally do have the cleavage cause I don't have the smarts you have. My reference would be something like the 'The Simpsons.'  My quote, "Duh!!"  Maybe I should go blond. lol Thanks for posting.
Moni

ACK!! Don't say the B word. There's been a golden yellow coloring sneaking into my hair from somewhere .. I don't wanna be B****, I like my silvery-gray

[HappyMoni]

ACK!! Don't say the B word. There's been a golden yellow coloring sneaking into my hair from somewhere .. I don't wanna be B****, I like my silvery-gray

Don't worry Faith, my natural color is dyed dark brown and I have the package to prove it.

[Northern Star Girl]

ACK!! Don't say the B word. There's been a golden yellow coloring sneaking into my hair from somewhere .. I don't wanna be B****, I like my silvery-gray

@Faith
Dear Faith:
What's wrong with being a blonde, anyway?
I am a blonde, hopefully I won't have any life long problems because of my hair color.
I always hear all of the "blonde" jokes at my next door coffee shop....  some are not too flattering.

Be happy with the hair that we have, if we don't like the natural color, that can be easily remedied.
Hugs,
Daneille

[Northern Star Girl]

Don't worry Faith, my natural color is dyed dark brown and I have the package to prove it.

@HappyMoni
Dear Moni:
Now you have an excuse for how you are....
....you can blame the chemicals in the hair color bottle.

So, it has been quite a while now since your surgery in July, how are things going for you now that you had your BA... all healed up I presume and proudly on display in proper fitting clothes now???   You must be elated at the results and any positive comments that you receive about your appearance.

Hugs,
Danielle

[steph2.0]

Don't worry Faith, my natural color is dyed dark brown and I have the package to prove it.

I thought Laurene was keeping your package??!

[Faith]

@Danielle
Nothing wrong with being blond, I never was blond .. ever. My hair was as close to black as you could get w/o actually being black, until it went gray, silvery glittery gray. I don't want it blond, that's all. It's not 'me'
Faith

Dear Faith:[/b]
What's wrong with being a blonde, anyway?
I am a blonde, hopefully I won't have any life long problems because of my hair color.
I always hear all of the "blonde" jokes at my next door coffee shop....  some are not too flattering.

Be happy with the hair that we have, if we don't like the natural color, that can be easily remedied.
Hugs,
Daneille

[HappyMoni]

@HappyMoni
Dear Moni:
Now you have an excuse for how you are....
....you can blame the chemicals in the hair color bottle.

So, it has been quite a while now since your surgery in July, how are things going for you now that you had your BA... all healed up I presume and proudly on display in proper fitting clothes now???   You must be elated at the results and any positive comments that you receive about your appearance.

Hugs,
Danielle

There's nothing wrong with me Danielle. Those chemicals? No problem! Just because I grew a third boob on my back doesn't mean there's a problem.

@Danielle, actually everyone has been respectful and not drawn attention to the boobage at work. I have had a couple guys stare at them at the beach, and the other day this guy looked at me like I was the main course on Thanksgiving. Could have been the boobs or maybe the hair dye. Don't know!

[HappyMoni]

@Danielle
Nothing wrong with being blond, I never was blond .. ever. My hair was as close to black as you could get w/o actually being black, until it went gray, silvery glittery gray. I don't want it blond, that's all. It's not 'me'
Faith

@Faith, we should photoshop a blond beehive hairdo on you and see how you look. Don't knock it til you try it?



@Steph I am still laughing at your comment. OMG

[steph2.0]

@Faith, we should photoshop a blond beehive hairdo on you and see how you look. Don't knock it til you try it?



@Steph I am still laughing at your comment. OMG

I couldn't stop snickering as I posted it. [emoji16]

Speaking of beehives:



And speaking of blondes, I've been playing around with an app from Clairol. What do you think?



Stephanie

(Sorry to hijack the thread.)

[JudiBlueEyes]

In furtherance of this hijack...  I loved my silver hair but finally was worn down by my sister who colored it the first time.  I tried it myself afterwards but it was too stressful so I have it done now.  Never going back! 
Judi

[Faith]

In furtherance of this hijack...  I loved my silver hair but finally was worn down by my sister who colored it the first time.  I tried it myself afterwards but it was too stressful so I have it done now.  Never going back! 
Judi

What hijack? Hair color and BA are intrinsically linked. Everyone knows that you match your hair color to your bust size otherwise you get all out of proportion.

[steph2.0]

What hijack? Hair color and BA are intrinsically linked. Everyone knows that you match your hair color to your bust size otherwise you get all out of proportion.

So let's see... 36a? Is that auburn?

[HappyMoni]

The thread has been invaded by silly people. Ain't it great?

[steph2.0]

The thread has been invaded by silly people. Ain't it great?

Hey! I resemble that remark!

[Faith]

So let's see... 36a? Is that auburn?

A little lighter, I think. That's a bit dark for a 36a. Maybe if you puff up?

Hey! I resemble that remark!

I knew she wasn't talking about me