Wow, I leave for a few days and you have a mountain of new updates! So happy for you! Especially the peeing part, a healthy % have to go home with a catheter and that kinda sucked let me tell you.
Have you managed to keep the perineal stitches intact? Mine broke shortly after I got home from a bowel movement and it will be at least another month (it's been a month already) since it happened.
They don't really tell you any of this, but to your point this is what we are getting into and at some point it's just a big realization how different our bodies now are. I had a hard time with the swelling and a similar reaction to you. I wasn't expecting it and it was like "whoa. Glad it's gone but this is t what I thought I was getting". After 7 weeks (TODAY!!), it's starting to come down but still super sore.
Definitely keep an eye on the dots, Nicole will hound you every Monday to make sure you are keeping depth. I am now on #4 with 6.5" (all dots), but you are right, it's uncomfortable. Doesn't hurt but isn't the most pleasant thing to do either. Once you get down to twice a day, it becomes a lot more manageable!! Oh and your investment in lube and pads slows down a bit too haha!
Good luck with your discharge tomorrow and take all the goodies you can - lube, bacitracin, pads, etc!
Wow we almost bumped into each other in July - I was scheduled for labiaplasty on the 27th (26th is my birthday), but ended up moving it back to May because scheduling around it got out of hand.