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How not to get picked up - NOT FOR ARACHNOPHOBICS

Started by Cindy, May 23, 2019, 06:19:44 AM

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Cindy


I was out doing my usual photography today and I noticed two guys 'sunbathing'. Considering it is quite cool in SA at the moment I thought it odd that men were lying about in a quiet park without much clothing. There has also been warning of a sex pest in the area. Anyhow I just found a lovely subject and took some pics and next thing one of the guys was on me. He must have walked 200m to get to me and I was alone.

"Hi darling are you photographing flowers?" was the first thing I heard. 'No. Spiders' I replied showing the photo I had just taken.

He ran.  >:-) >:-) >:-) >:-)




Spiders are very good at controlling pests.
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Allie Jayne

Good to know! Did you work out why the men were sunbathing in such cool weather? Croweaters do odd things.... ;)

Allie
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LordKAT

I guess they have their uses besides eating flies.
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Cindy

Quote from: Allie Jayne on May 23, 2019, 06:24:25 AM
Good to know! Did you work out why the men were sunbathing in such cool weather? Croweaters do odd things.... ;)

Allie

I thought that they may be Tasmanians and suffering from the heat!

(that is an Aussie joke for non-aussies and apologies to my Tassie friends  :-*)
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Maid Marion

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Allie Jayne

Quote from: Cindy on May 23, 2019, 06:39:17 AM
I thought that they may be Tasmanians and suffering from the heat!

(that is an Aussie joke for non-aussies and apologies to my Tassie friends  :-*)

Oh! they had 2 heads each.... (more Aussie humour!)

Allie
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F_P_M

Spider babies!

We have a load of them outside, little yellow cross orb weaver babies, they're adorable.

Lol running away from a photo of spiders? that's hilarious.
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Cindy

Quote from: Maid Marion on May 23, 2019, 06:39:40 AM
Spiders are welcome in my yard!

Lovely!

I study Arachnids and my major hobby is photographing and studying them. I had a very gorgeous Badumna insignis (Esmerelda) that was way too well fed and massive, having grown to about 2 inches across. She was fierce and fast!! I clocked her striking at 50km/hr from her hub to hitting her prey. I have some of my photos on my FB page and when (if) I get my website going I will have my full photo collection there.

(Badumna are usually about 3/4 inch across btw)
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MaryT

Quote from: LordKAT on May 23, 2019, 06:24:37 AM
I guess they have their uses besides eating flies.

Opening car doors, for one.  Spiders also have uses.
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Lady Sarah

Actually, I prefer praying mantis. I have been seen walking around with one on my shoulder. The hatchlings this time of year are sooooo cute.
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HappyMoni

Cindy if you are trying to pick up half naked men in the park, you might need to adjust that pick up line! ;D
If I ever offend you, let me know. It's not what I am about.
"Never let the dark kill your light!"  (SailorMars)

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Cindy

Quote from: HappyMoni on May 23, 2019, 08:44:50 PM
Cindy if you are trying to pick up half naked men in the park, you might need to adjust that pick up line! ;D

I was just wondering. Do I like my men to be like spiders? Arms and legs all over me?

- and I then kill them after mating!
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HappyMoni

Quote from: Cindy on May 23, 2019, 08:59:06 PM
I was just wondering. Do I like my men to be like spiders? Arms and legs all over me?

- and I then kill them after mating!

Ah, the Force is strong with this one, but I fear she is being drawn to the Dark Side!
If I ever offend you, let me know. It's not what I am about.
"Never let the dark kill your light!"  (SailorMars)

HRT June 11, 2015. (new birthday) - FFS in late June 2016. (Dr. _____=Ugh!) - Full time June 18, 2016 (Yeah! finally) - GCS June 27, 2017. (McGinn=Yeah!) - Under Eye repair from FFS 8/17/17 - Nose surgery-November 20, 2017 (Dr. Papel=Yeah) - Hair Transplant on June 21, 2018 (Dr. Cooley-yeah) - Breast Augmentation on July 10, 2018 (Dr. Basner in Baltimore) - Removed bad scarring from FFS surgery near ears and hairline in August, 2018 (Dr. Papel) -Sept. 2018, starting a skin regiment on face with Retin A  April 2019 -repairing neck scar from FFS

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