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How not to get picked up - NOT FOR ARACHNOPHOBICS

Started by Cindy, May 23, 2019, 06:19:44 AM

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Cindy

May 23, 2019, 06:19:44 AM

I was out doing my usual photography today and I noticed two guys 'sunbathing'. Considering it is quite cool in SA at the moment I thought it odd that men were lying about in a quiet park without much clothing. There has also been warning of a sex pest in the area. Anyhow I just found a lovely subject and took some pics and next thing one of the guys was on me. He must have walked 200m to get to me and I was alone.

"Hi darling are you photographing flowers?" was the first thing I heard. 'No. Spiders' I replied showing the photo I had just taken.

He ran.  >:-) >:-) >:-) >:-)




Spiders are very good at controlling pests.
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Allie Jayne

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May 23, 2019, 06:24:25 AM
Good to know! Did you work out why the men were sunbathing in such cool weather? Croweaters do odd things.... ;)

Allie
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LordKAT

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May 23, 2019, 06:24:37 AM
I guess they have their uses besides eating flies.
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Cindy

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May 23, 2019, 06:39:17 AM
Quote from: Allie Jayne on May 23, 2019, 06:24:25 AM
Good to know! Did you work out why the men were sunbathing in such cool weather? Croweaters do odd things.... ;)

Allie

I thought that they may be Tasmanians and suffering from the heat!

(that is an Aussie joke for non-aussies and apologies to my Tassie friends  :-*)
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Maid Marion

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May 23, 2019, 06:39:40 AM
Spiders are welcome in my yard!
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Allie Jayne

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May 23, 2019, 06:45:05 AM
Quote from: Cindy on May 23, 2019, 06:39:17 AM
I thought that they may be Tasmanians and suffering from the heat!

(that is an Aussie joke for non-aussies and apologies to my Tassie friends  :-*)

Oh! they had 2 heads each.... (more Aussie humour!)

Allie
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F_P_M

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May 23, 2019, 06:49:05 AM
Spider babies!

We have a load of them outside, little yellow cross orb weaver babies, they're adorable.

Lol running away from a photo of spiders? that's hilarious.
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Cindy

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May 23, 2019, 06:51:11 AM
Quote from: Maid Marion on May 23, 2019, 06:39:40 AM
Spiders are welcome in my yard!

Lovely!

I study Arachnids and my major hobby is photographing and studying them. I had a very gorgeous Badumna insignis (Esmerelda) that was way too well fed and massive, having grown to about 2 inches across. She was fierce and fast!! I clocked her striking at 50km/hr from her hub to hitting her prey. I have some of my photos on my FB page and when (if) I get my website going I will have my full photo collection there.

(Badumna are usually about 3/4 inch across btw)
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MaryT

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May 23, 2019, 07:05:04 PM
Quote from: LordKAT on May 23, 2019, 06:24:37 AM
I guess they have their uses besides eating flies.

Opening car doors, for one.  Spiders also have uses.
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Lady Sarah

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May 23, 2019, 08:17:29 PM
Actually, I prefer praying mantis. I have been seen walking around with one on my shoulder. The hatchlings this time of year are sooooo cute.
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HappyMoni

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May 23, 2019, 08:44:50 PM
Cindy if you are trying to pick up half naked men in the park, you might need to adjust that pick up line! ;D
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Cindy

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May 23, 2019, 08:59:06 PM
Quote from: HappyMoni on May 23, 2019, 08:44:50 PM
Cindy if you are trying to pick up half naked men in the park, you might need to adjust that pick up line! ;D

I was just wondering. Do I like my men to be like spiders? Arms and legs all over me?

- and I then kill them after mating!
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HappyMoni

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May 24, 2019, 09:43:00 PM
Quote from: Cindy on May 23, 2019, 08:59:06 PM
I was just wondering. Do I like my men to be like spiders? Arms and legs all over me?

- and I then kill them after mating!

Ah, the Force is strong with this one, but I fear she is being drawn to the Dark Side!
If I ever offend you, let me know. It's not what I am about.
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