Transition humor

[Jessica_Rose]

« on: June 27, 2019, 08:49:01 pm »
I have told several of my friends that I am only going to transition once, so I may as well have fun with it. The day my legal name change was finalized I went to the Social Security office. After a very long wait I finally talked to a clerk. As she read over my paperwork...

Clerk: I need to get a supervisor. I have never done a gender change before.
Me: That's OK. Take your time. I have never done one before either.

A few days ago I asked my wife if there was anything I should pick up on the way home...

Susan: Yes, get some Whoppers.
Me: I already got some. Dr. Ley gave them to me in Scottsdale!

Let's face it, transitioning is one of the most difficult things anyone can do. It is painful, both physically and emotionally. The only way I have survived is by trying to have a sense of humor about it.

Love always -- Jessica Rose

[Devlyn]

My Social Security person said almost the exact same thing. And I said almost the exact same thing you did. 

Hugs, Devlyn

[ChrissyRyan]

Someone came into a hardware store and I overhead that he asked for a gender bender.  I resisted the temptation to speak up about myself.  LOL



Chrissy

[Iztaccihuatl]

It is not unheard of in electronics stores for someone to ask for a sex adapter or sex converter, i.e. a device that converts a male connector into a female one, for example RS-232 connectors. I always found that terminology funny and thought I'd need that!

Heidemarie

[MaryT]

There was a thread for transgender related humour that seems to have disappeared, probably because it was created during the "missing years".  I do remember some of the jokes posted by various members:

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I haven't decided whether to keep my penis.

If I do, do you think that I should keep it in a jar on the sideboard or have it stuffed and mounted?

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The surgeon is ready to perform your orchiectomy, don't keep him waiting.
Come along, chop chop!

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What do transgender sisters listen to?
To their trans sister radio, of course.

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Was the Trans Canada highway assigned USA at birth?

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If you are planning to have your testicles made into earrings, tell the surgeon before your orchiectomy or they will be chopped up for a biopsy.

[SoupSarah]

How many trans people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one, but you need three experts to certify that the room is in fact dark before they're allowed to.


I knew I successfully transitioned when they cut my pay by 25%..

They say a dog is a man's best friend, and diamonds are a girl's best friend, but my friend's nonbinary so I got them a pet rock.

I was shocked when my girlfriend said she was formerly a Christian. But you know what? I am so happy that she became Christine!

The best thing about dating a trans woman? You never have to meet her parents