QuoteQ: How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to hold the giraffe, one to fill the bathtub with Jell-o.
I use MailWasher to pre-screen my e-mail and dump the obvious spam.
I've noticed that lately spammers are inserting paragraphs in an attempt to fool spam filters. The paragraphs are nonsensical, but weirdly surreal, and are usually white text on a white background, so if you open the e-mail normally, you don't see 9t (but the spam filter does.) You may find these somewhat entertaining. =K
" Holmes took a cab at the station and ordered the of her two
address books were no use, so she went food, made to sleep
on a bed you wouldn't dare delegates, not indeed of the
whole south but of it at that. Miss gilchrist, he thought,
knew no her grandmother's ears was merely a sedate yes,
nearly five, and i'm sure you want a cup of tea. Oh, i know
what to do, maida said. Buy a piece that it suited most
people's ideas of comfort am i sure, i know, morris said
but but nothing, wonder of the sea as a constant companion
had very well, then take a pint of sack, and a quart away,
that he was coming and yet all the time when he had been
nominated for the presidency down into the parlour, becoming
suddenly sober. "
"
Participated in the work of the convention. Sessions hidden.
purusha knows it: therefore is he called thee. The wise
have said that there is no sin not.' janaka said, 'listening
to thy words, i not, i ever renounce. O beautiful lady,
decked it to give. But do you know what i was laughing do
not grieve for thy son that is dead. We hear, power. He
therefore resolved to take his young their ascetic austerities
extending for many thousand all those things? Oh! Very well,
said the child, with rigid despair, like some automaton
whose as flattering a knave, though i dare not tell on all
sides, and began to strike him with diverse had been notorious),
and giving the apsaras leave same allpowerful word whereby
they were at first. "
