Personalities and the androgyne

[Lutin]

The Andro PI is on the case!  So if you'll all line up against the wall and prepare for the cavity searches...

So, this is a PI who performs dental work, eh?

Oh god, please no!!! I had braces when I was a teenager , so now I have *issues* with dentists/orthodontists... So I'll do anything you want, just so long as it doesn't involve teeth!

Or mushrooms. Bleugh.

(However, if it's chocolate, I'm yours ).

And though I much prefer Midsomer Murders and Jonathan Creek , isn't Angela Lansbury lovely?! Her, and Maggie Smith and Judy Dench. When I get to be their age(s), that's how I want to be.

[Simone Louise]

Good that you didn't come by for supper last night. I made steak with mushroom sauce and sweet potato oven fries. The mushroom sauce had 8 ounces of mushrooms (and a quarter cup of brandy) for three people. Lamb stew tonight, I think. BTW it seems to me, that firing a cannon at a cow would yield hamburger, not steak.

As for clothes, I spend a lot of time in a bathrobe, but I sleep naked when I am home. I recently bought a teal nightshirt (like a long T-shirt in material and design) for sleeping away from home. Any of you into constructing your own clothing? I made some of my own for colonial re-enacting, but really dream of sewing or knitting more of my daily wear. It's kind of the same impulse that led me to farming.

I choose not to discuss dental work--and have no desire to do my own. Continuing to eat solid food is, however, very important to me.

Buon appetito,
Simone

[sd]

Good that you didn't come by for supper last night. I made steak with mushroom sauce and sweet potato oven fries. The mushroom sauce had 8 ounces of mushrooms (and a quarter cup of brandy) for three people. Lamb stew tonight, I think. BTW it seems to me, that firing a cannon at a cow would yield hamburger, not steak.

Mmmm. Sounds good.

You are correct, it would make make hamburger. Then again, with the right cannon it could just leave a dark spot on the ground.

[NickSister]

You are correct, it would make make hamburger. Then again, with the right cannon it could just leave a dark spot on the ground.

Vaporised steak - all you need to do is breath it in....

[Lutin]

BTW it seems to me, that firing a cannon at a cow would yield hamburger, not steak.

Holy Cow!!!

[lady amarant]

You people make me sick. Sick. SICK I tell you!!!

~Simone,
       Irate Vegan Tree-Hugger.


Gods! How long can she keep coming up with these lame-arse damn taglines of hers?!?!

[Lutin]

Oh, I'm a greenie tree-hugger alright (green, therefore left-wing, therefore *communist*!), I just happen to be a particularly carnivorous one.

When I wrote that, I mistyped it, and it came out as carbivorous.

Gods! How long can she keep coming up with these lame-arse damn taglines of hers?!?!

Don't stop, I think they're great! And given the total English vocabulary (not to mention other languages), if you get stuck for ideas, you could always just include random words, or steal from slogan-y things... "Simone, The Excited Purple Hurricane Zebra", or "Simone, The Happy Little Vegemite"....

Humour me , it's 7:30 am and I've been up for an hour reading about Just War Theory and the laws of war without having had *any* coffee.

[lady amarant]

Don't stop, I think they're great! And given the total English vocabulary (not to mention other languages), if you get stuck for ideas, you could always just include random words, or steal from slogan-y things... "Simone, The Excited Purple Hurricane Zebra", or "Simone, The Happy Little Vegemite"....

For you, I keell e bull.

~Simone,
       Eager to Please.

[Seshatneferw]

BTW it seems to me, that firing a cannon at a cow would yield hamburger, not steak.

Holy Cow!!!

Yes, you'd get that if you chose the right type of grenade and fuse, and managed to actually hit the cow. Muddy hamburger seems easier, though.

  Nfr

[Jaimey]

So, this is a PI who performs dental work, eh?

BTW it seems to me, that firing a cannon at a cow would yield hamburger, not steak.

Holy Cow!!!

Puns are running rampant. 


...and I am happy 


I am carbivorous. 

[Veetje]

INFP

[tekla]

I must confess that I've had New York steak two nights in a row (rock star life style, well, not, but I get to eat the same food) and shrimp and lobster the night before that.  But I'm not against veggies, I eat them too.  But meat rocks my world.

[Constance]

I once saw a bumper sticker that said, "Plants aren't food. Plants are what food eats."

[lady amarant]

I once saw a bumper sticker that said, "Plants aren't food. Plants are what food eats."

Hmmm. Suppose that makes me food then...

*Realizing what she just said, Simone runs off, screaming as a pack of hungry cannibals pursue...*

~Simone...
       Lllllunch.

[RebeccaFog]

Simone.  She's what's for lunch.

[Pica Pica]

Veggies are like character actors, fill a film full of them and it'll often be a good film. They give the film texture and bulk and can make or break it. A film without them feels a bit skimpy. But a film needs some stars. Like casablanca, it may be peter lorre and the fat guy that provide the good texture but you need bogart and whatsername. Similarly you need meat to a meal to give it that focus.

[Shana A]

Simone.  She's what's for lunch.

Poor Simone!

You're safe at our house, we had lentil soup (completely vegan) for lunch.

I better be careful what I say, or perhaps I could end up as somebody's lunch 

Z

[lady amarant]

You're safe at our house, we had lentil soup (completely vegan) for lunch.

Yay!!! And then there were two. Or three even, since you were a "we"...

~Simone,
       Taking over the world, one carnivore at a time.

[Lutin]

Taking over carnivores?! Never!!! Never give up! Never surrender!

(And that really is a very cute piccy, Simone!)

Posted on: April 07, 2008, 05:19:07 PMWow, just realized I've made it past the '50 posts' mark!

[Shana A]

Yay!!! And then there were two. Or three even, since you were a "we"...

Yes, there's two of us here (or more if we count multiple personalities) 

Although I was strict vegetarian for 20 years, I can't say that I am totally veggie anymore, we do eat very occasional fish or chicken now.

Z