weirdest thing...
I always wear boots. It takes me 5 ish minutes to take them off, 10 ish minutes to put them on. I woke up in bed without my trousers but my boots on. To take trousers off I must have taken my boots off and then put them back on again. 15 minutes of boot tying.
Even worse, I was going through a period of wearing women's underwear.