15 minutes to eternity

[soldierjane]

Hello,

   What would happen if, at the exact same time, every individual human upon the planet (earth) were to become entirely aware of every other individual human on the planet at the exact same time and everyone stayed in this state of awareness for 15 full minutes?


I ask because I do not know.

I need one of you with brains to get on this.

Some stranger in a galaxy far, far away would probably feel a disturbance in the force, as if millions of heads suddenly blew up and then became silent.

[lady amarant]

Some stranger in a galaxy far, far away would probably feel a disturbance in the force, as if millions of heads suddenly blew up and then became silent.

Hahahahahahaha!

That was good.

[RebeccaFog]

Some stranger in a galaxy far, far away would probably feel a disturbance in the force, as if millions of heads suddenly blew up and then became silent.

Hahahahahahaha!

That was good.

Yes.  It was good. 

Maybe I should fire the lot of you and keep only soldierjane on staff.

[lady amarant]

Maybe I should fire the lot of you and keep only soldierjane on staff.

Hmmm. Well. Yes. Considering the pay ...

~Simone,
       Union Action.

[Ell]

You can't fire me! I quit!

i was gonna say that to Rebecca too, but,

a) i really didn't have permission to.

b) i was afraid it might hurt her feelings

-Ellie

[Ell]

You can't fire me! I quit!

i was gonna say that to Rebecca too, but,

a) i really didn't have permission to.

b) i was afraid it might hurt her feelings

-Ellie

but when have my feelings ever been considered? =(

i sort of twisted Rebecca's arm to be extra close to me. do i have to twist your arm too?

-Ellie

[Ell]

You can't fire me! I quit!

i was gonna say that to Rebecca too, but,

a) i really didn't have permission to.

b) i was afraid it might hurt her feelings

-Ellie

but when have my feelings ever been considered? =(

i sort of twisted Rebecca's arm to be extra close to me. do i have to twist your arm too?

-Ellie

the joke's on you, I'm an octopus!

watch out, you, even octopi have their limits.

[RebeccaFog]

Ell, The Octopus Slayer


Redfish, I wouldn't match your will power up against Ell's.  She's a rock.

[Lisbeth]

Maybe I should fire the lot of you and keep only soldierjane on staff.

I don't know how you can fire me since I was never hired in the first place.

You can't fire me! I quit!

i was gonna say that to Rebecca too, but,

a) i really didn't have permission to.

b) i was afraid it might hurt her feelings

-Ellie

You have permission.

the joke's on you, I'm an octopus!

Mmmmmmmm...  Octopi die after mating, you know. Why don't you come over to my dungeon and I'll make sure you have a smile on your face when you go.

[Mia]

I don't have a clue ....

[RebeccaFog]

I don't have a clue ....

You're really fired from the team.