Blond Jokes

[stephanie_craxford]

I took the company driving team to the annual driving championships on the week end (I'm their coach).  While there I was also in charge of one of the events and had six judges working for me (strangers but company employees).  There was this one gentleman, a jovial sort, with an obvious good sense of humor who asked us, me and another blond girl if we would mind if he told some blond jokes.  We said no so off he went with three or four of them.  We were laughing so hard we forgot it was pouring rain

The point is that (in a strange weird sort of way) it felt good to be included in the ridicule, to be thought of and treated as a dumb blond by this ^choke gentleman, and to be included with all the other dumb blonds

Ya I know I'm a little weird.

Steph

[Dennis]

So...blonde police officer pulls over a blonde in a convertible for speeding. Officer says to driver, "can I see your licence?" Driver roots around in her purse for a while, says "which one is that again?". Officer says "the one with your picture on it". Driver digs around some more, pulls out her compact, looks in the mirror and hands it to the officer.

Officer looks at it and says "oh, I didn't know you were a police officer. You can go."

Sorry. Hadda do it.

Dennis

[stephanie_craxford]

ha, ha, ha.

I can see where this is going... Keep it up and I'll split off the topic into the humour forum

Steph

[LostInTime]

An older friend of mine knows a ton of jokes, including blonde ones.  So about every other day I am subjected to at least a couple.  I do get revenge though and if he gets too out of line then, as I told him, he has to sleep sometime.