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The lumberjack thread (I've been lying to you all)

Started by lady amarant, April 26, 2008, 02:16:42 PM

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lady amarant

You see. I'm not trans. I fooled you all!!!

I'm actually a lumberjack from Ohio, hand-picked by my congregation to infiltrate your unholy cabal and undermine the Transsexual Agenda from within! I will be the hero that saves America from Satan's forces!

I only reveal this now to further spread discord amongst you as you waste precious time reading this while I secretly hack the servers!!!

Muahahahahaha!

~Steve McMannis.

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Osiris

You're the cutest lumberjack there is. ;)
अगणित रूप अनुप अपारा | निर्गुण सांगुन स्वरप तुम्हारा || नहिं कछु भेद वेद अस भासत | भक्तन से नहिं अन्तर रखत
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PolarBear

I immediately had to think of the Monty Python song  8)
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sd

Quote from: lady amarant on April 26, 2008, 02:16:42 PM
You see. I'm not trans. I fooled you all!!!

I'm actually a lumberjack from Ohio, hand-picked by my congregation to infiltrate your unholy cabal and undermine the Transsexual Agenda from within! I will be the hero that saves America from Satan's forces!

I only reveal this now to further spread discord amongst you as you waste precious time reading this while I secretly hack the servers!!!

Muahahahahaha!

~Steve McMannis.


You mean you don't work for the C.I.A.?
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PolarBear

"...I sleep all night and I work all day..."
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NicholeW.

Without doubt the world's strangest lumberjack.

We'll just make you an 'honorary TS,' Simone.

N~
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JENNIFER

Perhaps we should club together to fund Gender Reassignment for Lumberjacks  ;)
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cindybc

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Case

oooh a lumberjack..

I saw a show about lumberjacks the other day...

yummy  :D
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cindianna_jones

;)

Hey lady... when you figure out what our agenda is, will you please share the secret?  I've been wanting to know what it is for years.

Cute troll my dear.

Cindi
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Just Mandy

Quote from: lady amarant on April 26, 2008, 02:16:42 PM
You see. I'm not trans. I fooled you all!!!

I'm actually a lumberjack from Ohio, hand-picked by my congregation to infiltrate your unholy cabal and undermine the Transsexual Agenda from within! I will be the hero that saves America from Satan's forces!

I only reveal this now to further spread discord amongst you as you waste precious time reading this while I secretly hack the servers!!!

Muahahahahaha!

~Steve McMannis.




LOL... the jokes on you.... susans.org is just a honeypot and everyone's in on the scam... we
got you... bitch.

:)

Amanda

Something sleeps deep within us
hidden and growing until we awaken as ourselves.
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bethzerosix

Quote from: lady amarant on April 26, 2008, 02:16:42 PM
You see. I'm not trans. I fooled you all!!!

I'm actually a lumberjack from Ohio, hand-picked by my congregation to infiltrate your unholy cabal and undermine the Transsexual Agenda from within! I will be the hero that saves America from Satan's forces!

I only reveal this now to further spread discord amongst you as you waste precious time reading this while I secretly hack the servers!!!

Muahahahahaha!

~Steve McMannis.


homeland security data base updated........ check!      ;D ;)
Set me as a seal upon thine heart, as a seal upon thine arm: for love is strong as death; jealousy is cruel as the grave: the coals thereof are coals of fire, which hath a most vehement flame.
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JENNIFER

QuoteLOL... the jokes on you.... susans.org is just a honeypot and everyone's in on the scam... we
got you... bitch.

How could you designate such a privelage that is the title 'BITCH'  to this person?   :o              
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Annwyn

Quote from: JENNIFER on April 26, 2008, 05:22:20 PM
QuoteLOL... the jokes on you.... susans.org is just a honeypot and everyone's in on the scam... we
got you... bitch.

How could you designate such a privelage that is the title 'BITCH'  to this person?   :o              

I AM Simone's bizch.

She yanks my hair all the time.
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NicholeW.

Quote from: JENNIFER on April 26, 2008, 05:22:20 PM
QuoteLOL... the jokes on you.... susans.org is just a honeypot and everyone's in on the scam... we
got you... bitch.

How could you designate such a privelage that is the title 'BITCH'  to this person?   :o              

That word is NOT a privilege, it's an insult. 
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RebeccaFog

Odd.  Even though I hang around here in my off time, the rest of my time is spent infiltrating logging camps and trying to find out what the Lumberjack agenda is.

So far I've heard a lot of grunting coming from the tents and cabins at night.
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Pica Pica

'For the circle may be squared with rising and swelling.' Kit Smart
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Shana A

Quote from: lady amarant on April 26, 2008, 02:16:42 PM
You see. I'm not trans. I fooled you all!!!

I'm actually a lumberjack from Ohio, hand-picked by my congregation to infiltrate your unholy cabal and undermine the Transsexual Agenda from within! I will be the hero that saves America from Satan's forces!


Uh huh....

BTW, I've meant to tell you I'm really the president of P-FLAG (Protect Families from Latent Androgynous Genders) >:D

Z
"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken." Oscar Wilde


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sd

I'm not a real lumberjack, but I play one on weekends.
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Sandy

It's been shown in scientific experiments that the non-transgendered through reparative therapy can renounce their misbegotten belief that they should remain the gender that they are.  And through therapy and acceptance become a productive member of the transgender community.

It appears that the more entrenched the gender identification, the easier and more complete the acceptance of their true transgender heritage.  Specifically lumberjacks have been found to be one of the easiest to accept therapy.

See, the lumberjack song is really the anthem of the converted lumberjacks.  They sing it to one another when they meet.

This was all laid out in last weeks transgender agenda meeting.  Where have you ladies been?

-Sandy
Out of the darkness, into the light.
Following my bliss.
I am complete...
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