The acoustics of going tinkle

[Hypatia]

Apologizing in advance for the indelicate nature of this question.

Going tinkle alongside other women in the ladies' room makes me aware of the difference in sound since unfortunately my SRS has had to be postponed because of no money. I keep noticing that apart from the tinkle itself, there's an additional hissing sound to women's streams. I've been trying to guess what difference in the shape of the stream (or else acoustics) could cause that. I think a lot of the difference has to do with the shorter urethra. This also allows it to come out faster and therefore louder. My tinkle is muted in comparison to other women's. I also have to take twice as long. I suppose it also takes me longer to complete because I can store up more before going.

Maybe I worry too much, but I hope the audible difference doesn't out me.  I can't make it hiss at all, I can never make it as loud or as fast as in the neighboring stalls. When I go at the same time as a girlfriend, she always finishes up in half the time and stands near the door waiting for me.

I guess the only conclusion is: It bites being unable to afford SRS, I get more impatient for it every day.

[Natasha]

flush the toilet when you're "going'.  trust me, no one will notice anything..

[Gracie Faise]

Think about the context of it all. You're concerning yourself with a small noise caused by friction that no one would be able to hear unless one was to focus in on it.

Everyone else is concerned with their own pee. Honestly, freaking yourself out about what your pee sounds like is a bit far. I mean, no chick is gunna be in the bathroom and be all "Huh? What the? THERE IS NO HISS IN THAT STREAM!!! HOLY ->-bleeped-<- ITS A DUDE IN THE LADIES ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM" *blows on a conc shell horn*

[Dennis]

It won't out you because pee-shy women have the same trickle, as opposed to hiss sound. You'll just sound pee-shy. I have the opposite problem in men's rooms. Gotta hold back to get the trickle sound.

Don't worry about it, you're fine

Dennis

[joannatsf]

Maybe I worry too much,

Indeed, you do.  Go in, do your business and leave - like a normal person of any gender would.   

[Gracie Faise]

Maybe I worry too much,

Indeed, you do.  Go in, do your business and leave - like a normal person of any gender would.   

word

[Buffy]

I have a friend who's a CD and decided she passed well enough to use the Womens rest room.

All was going well until she stood up and pee'd in the toilet, kind of gave the game away.

[Purple Pimp]

THERE IS NO HISS IN THAT STREAM!!! HOLY ->-bleeped-<- ITS A DUDE IN THE LADIES ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM"

Jesus, that's the funniest thing I've heard all week.  As a T.A. for an Intro to Anthropology class this Spring, they let me teach a class of my choosing (of course, I chose the gender class).  I was absolutely convinced that some young parent would bring their child to class with them, who, upon seeing me, would promptly open their little mouth to scream "That's a man!!!"

Hypatia: the only thing that I could recommend is to maybe buy yourself a Sound Princess and do like Japanese girls do: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilets_in_Japan#The_Sound_Princess

Lia

[Veerle]

Jesus, that's the funniest thing I've heard all week.  As a T.A. for an Intro to Anthropology class this Spring, they let me teach a class of my choosing (of course, I chose the gender class).  I was absolutely convinced that some young parent would bring their child to class with them, who, upon seeing me, would promptly open their little mouth to scream "That's a man!!!"

Lia

Looking at your avatar, i'd doubt that

[Suzy]

Jesus, that's the funniest thing I've heard all week.  As a T.A. for an Intro to Anthropology class this Spring, they let me teach a class of my choosing (of course, I chose the gender class).  I was absolutely convinced that some young parent would bring their child to class with them, who, upon seeing me, would promptly open their little mouth to scream "That's a man!!!"

Lia

Looking at your avatar, i'd doubt that

I agree.  She is totally gorgeous!

Kristi

[Purple Pimp]

Aww, shucks.  Thanks, you guys.

Lia

[Suzy]

Aww, shucks.  Thanks, you guys.
Lia

Awww, do we look that much like guys? 

Kristi

[christene]

Not at all ladies, your all beautiful 

[Gracie Faise]

THERE IS NO HISS IN THAT STREAM!!! HOLY ->-bleeped-<- ITS A DUDE IN THE LADIES ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM"

Jesus, that's the funniest thing I've heard all week.  As a T.A. for an Intro to Anthropology class this Spring, they let me teach a class of my choosing (of course, I chose the gender class).  I was absolutely convinced that some young parent would bring their child to class with them, who, upon seeing me, would promptly open their little mouth to scream "That's a man!!!"

Hypatia: the only thing that I could recommend is to maybe buy yourself a Sound Princess and do like Japanese girls do: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilets_in_Japan#The_Sound_Princess

Lia

" However, some women believe that the Otohime sounds artificial and prefer to use a continuous flushing of the toilet instead of the recorded flush of the Otohime"

Japanese women are insane

[NicholeW.]

Hypatia, the above are all correct. Missing something to worry about in your diet? Hugs. Go and pee and relax!

Lia, you do look beautiful, congratulations!

Nichole

[Lori]

Well this story should make you laugh...

Beware of 'The Tinkler'

http://www.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/personal/05/06/o.tinkler/index.html

[Lisbeth]

Maybe I worry too much,

Indeed, you do.  Go in, do your business and leave - like a normal person of any gender would.   

Or go in, do your business, and socialize.

[Laura91]

THERE IS NO HISS IN THAT STREAM!!! HOLY ->-bleeped-<- ITS A DUDE IN THE LADIES ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM"

Jesus, that's the funniest thing I've heard all week.  As a T.A. for an Intro to Anthropology class this Spring, they let me teach a class of my choosing (of course, I chose the gender class).  I was absolutely convinced that some young parent would bring their child to class with them, who, upon seeing me, would promptly open their little mouth to scream "That's a man!!!"

Hypatia: the only thing that I could recommend is to maybe buy yourself a Sound Princess and do like Japanese girls do: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilets_in_Japan#The_Sound_Princess

Lia

" However, some women believe that the Otohime sounds artificial and prefer to use a continuous flushing of the toilet instead of the recorded flush of the Otohime"

Japanese women are insane

noooooooo, Japanese women are HOT!!! 

[Shana A]

I have a friend who's a CD and decided she passed well enough to use the Womens rest room.

All was going well until she stood up and pee'd in the toilet, kind of gave the game away.

Geez, didn't she read the manual?? It's #1, don't stand up to pee in the ladies restroom. 

Z

[Gracie Faise]

THERE IS NO HISS IN THAT STREAM!!! HOLY ->-bleeped-<- ITS A DUDE IN THE LADIES ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM"

Jesus, that's the funniest thing I've heard all week.  As a T.A. for an Intro to Anthropology class this Spring, they let me teach a class of my choosing (of course, I chose the gender class).  I was absolutely convinced that some young parent would bring their child to class with them, who, upon seeing me, would promptly open their little mouth to scream "That's a man!!!"

Hypatia: the only thing that I could recommend is to maybe buy yourself a Sound Princess and do like Japanese girls do: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilets_in_Japan#The_Sound_Princess

Lia

" However, some women believe that the Otohime sounds artificial and prefer to use a continuous flushing of the toilet instead of the recorded flush of the Otohime"

Japanese women are insane

noooooooo, Japanese women are HOT!!! 

So are a lot of girls from LA, but they more often than not turn out to be bat-->-bleeped-<- crazy too, lol