In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and a generic name. For example, the trade name Tylenol also has the generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen, Amoxil is called Amoxicillin and Advil is called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it was recently announced that they have settled on the most popular generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink." Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: "MOUNT& DO."
