WOW. Hold on, still got a little more to let out> LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I have not "laughed out loud" so hard in a long time. I know you must of been EXTREMELY uncomfortable, but the way you told this story, and picturing these women COMPLETELY oblivious, is hilarious. I hope your heartbeat has stopped beating out of your butt! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO oh man, I'm definitely bookmarking this story for a rainy day. You rock!
And btw, you are absolutely stunning!