WARNING ---- DANGER WILL ROBINSON!
This is one funny bit of writing, do not have any liquid in your mouth as you read it or else you risk your keyboard and screen.
This one did it for me.
I caught sight of a bizarre picture the other day - Victoria Beckham was being escorted by David to her birthday party in LA; at first glance, she appeared to be wearing her breasts as earrings. They were way too far up her body, as if they'd crawled north to get a proper look at her face.
