I @#$%ING LOST MY WALLET TODAY, SO PARDON THE YELLING AND CURSING BUT I'M SO @#$%ING MAD RIGHT NOW.
Where did I lose it?!?! Where else but the MOTHER$#^@ING AIRPORT. THE
AIRPORT I say. I couldn't have lost it ANYWHERE else but the worst place for pea brained criminals to come #@$%ing pick it up and steal my identity.
I've already filed the police report, cancelled my cards, but I still have my social in there and now I @%#$ing have to figure out how to report that stolen.
GOD KNOWS I asked my dad for help -- "Dad the police came, and I've reported my cards stolen but they said something about calling "equifax" for my social? My social was in my wallet too. Who do I call?"
Dad: "You're not supposed to carry your social in your wallet."
AM I NOT MAD ENOUGH AT MYSELF AND THE WORLD WITHOUT YOU INTERJECTING WITH SOME SORT OF REPRIMAND AT THE WORST POSSIBLE TIME.
ME: "Yes, THANK YOU dad, but it's too late for that and I don't need the reprimands. WHO DO I CALL."
Dad: (angry/annoyed)
"WHOA WHOA I'm not reprimanding you ok!! I just said don't carry your social in your wallet for future reference."
ME: "I don't see how that does me any good now!!! But thanks for your help ANYWAY."
HE STILL DIDN'T #$%^ING ANSWER MY QUESTION. HE F#%ING WONDERS SOMETIMES, IT'S STUPID @#%^ LIKE THIS THAT MAKES ME HATE HIM. @#$&%^$#%^ING IDIOT MAN I #%^ING HATE YOU. I'M ASKING YOU FOR HELP AND ALL YOU CAN DO IS GIVE ME STUPID POINTLESS ADVICE WHEN I'M ALREADY UPSET ENOUGH AS IT IS?!?!
I guess I'm just going to have to wait for mom to get home to help me, because at least SHE left me the number for the police before she left, at least SHE CARES.
HAPPY $#^%ING BIRTHDAY TO ME.
