So this might be a little TMI for some, but it's all good with me

Tell me I'm not the only one experiencing the most foul smelling raunch farts to mankind. Like, it's BAD! I know a lot of it is diet, but even on an empty stomach, I can barely sit with myself sometimes.
I work in a basement, with 2-4 girls at a time, and let's just say, they're not always too happy with me. They laugh, and think its funny, because I do tend to wave it their way sometimes, but it's baaaaad!
Not only that, but I've noticed my urine smells too. Sometimes, like what I last ate. Not complaining at all, I actually enjoy everyone being scared of my almighty gas, just wondering if this is in fact, normal?