90% of New York City males are homosexual and the other 10% are thinking about it!
Written by BuckwheatsButt
Story written: 13 September 2008
http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i40586New York, NY - By all accounts David Cornblatt should be an a ladies man with girls rushing up to him every moment as he enters his first year at a New York university....But things are different today in New York City. David dropped conventional enrollments, and has decided to enroll in the new 'George Michael's School of ->-bleeped-<-gotry'! in Brooklyn.
Today, this is not an isolated incident,and David is not alone. In fact, the New York City Gay Club has enlisted the help of a renowned third-party research think-tank to examine the current state of male sexuality in NYC. The finds were startling and sobering....A full 90% of New York City males are gay or profess a desire to be gay in the near future! The other 10% live in Staten Island!
Enrollment is up in more than one hundred gay institutions by more than 250%. Reports of successful transgender operations has increased by 1500% in NYC alone! Even shoe manufacturers have reported a major upswing in the sales of womens shoes in size 12 to 13!
