Phone solicitor the other day: Hello, Sir, may I speak to D**** please? (my brother). Me: I'm sorry, this isn't D's number (it has only been mine; somehow some phone solicitor group put his name to it so I always know it's a nobody when they ask for him). Them: Oh, I'm sorry, sometimes they mess up the database. Well, ma'am, I'm calling on behalf of ... blah .... blah ...
Sir, to Ma'am? Are you kidding me? CLICK!!!
Sheesh. Next phone solicitor who ma'ams me is gonna get it. Seriously.
Jay