I heard a funny today.
An old farmer came in one day to see the Doctor. He'd hurt his hand stringing fences. The Doc sewed him up, and while they were there, they got to talking.
Says the Doctor; "Well whaddy think about that Governor Palin?
"Welp" says the Farmer. I reckon she's a Post Turtle.
The Doctor, puzzled, asked "What's a Post Turtle?"
The Old Timer kinda grinned, splitting the creases on his sunbaked face, "Ever been down a dirt road, and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top?", "That's a Post Turtle".
The Doc looked a bit nonplussed;
So the farmer went on" You know she didn't get up there by herself, she doesn't belong up there, she doesn't know what to do while she is up there, and ya just wonder what kind of dumb A** put her up there to begin with."
If you've heard this before, I apologize.
Bri