Above the law for a day

[fae_reborn]

No I think I'll just take a long nap, I'm sure I could find something really comfortable to sleep in. 

Jenn

[iFindMeHere]

Oh man, I'd teleport to New York, go to the financial district and liberate lots of dollas! I would go to the stock exchange with a tube of mustard and squirt it on all those stupid striped shirts with the white collars that those guys wear. I would go to Chase Bank headquarters, hit the fire alarm to get everyone out and then burn the sucka down. I would find the foreign national who calls me about my credit card debt and bludgeon him about the head and body with his own telephone. I would squirt a numbing agent into the mouths of anyone who ever used the wrong pronouns about me. Sorry, Mom. I would find all the hunters in the woods and take away their boots and car keys and guns. (but not if they needed to hunt to live). I would find all the people who do animal testing and attach their behinds to a city bus. Don't worry, animal testers don't feel pain like human beings do! I would go to the cigarrette moguls and make them eat a full pack of menthol 100's. And I would make Kyra Sedgewick wear a bag over her head. Oh and that Billy guy who pitches Oxyclean? I hope he likes being the first huckster to be left at the North Pole.
And lastly, my overgrown frat boy neighbor needs to be set down in West Hollywood without a way back.

OK, my work here is done. 

*DIES LAUGHING* 

O' sister!  You're wicked!!  Especially that Billy guy who pitches Oxyclean and all that other crap, I'm right there with you, he's so annoying!  And the mustard on the stock exchange guy's, classic!

Personally, I'd go on a massive shopping spree...I'm talking EVERYTHING MUST GO, as in I must take everything: shoes, clothes, accessories, jewelry, a new laptop, a really nice and sexy car like a Pontiac G6, and I wouldn't pay a dime on ANY of it.  If I had time I'd go on a trip to Ireland to see the sights, have a stout in a Dublin pub, and visit County Cork where my grandmother came from.

After the 24 hours I'd take a nap b/c I'm sure I'd be exhausted since I would've been up for the 24 hrs prior...then I'd take the money I got to bail myself and my friends out, give some to them and use the rest to pay off my student debt, buy a nice home in Vermont, and then buy some land and build my eco-community, and then have my close friends and family come live there.

Jenn

AND STEAL THEIR VIAGRA

[deviousxen]

OH WOW... I love this poll...

I'd sprinkle urine on SO many people.

No murder...

Just pranks. Genius, uncensored, combo-points to 1000000000 wonderful superfun time.


I'd also launch so much sewage at the white house I'd be the green house.

I'd wear goggles all day and blast obnoxious metal and techno IDM and paint the world my colors.

I'd rename states....

I'd call them all titles like, "Snobecticut, Alablamo, Floratlantis, Sexus, Washinpound, Bodem Island (give it to the metal band to own), Calipornia, The Not so-Impressive at all Lakes, New Spork, etc"

I'd dress Banksy up as George Bush if I could find him and then make him secret president

I'd paint the pentagon like a giant UFO and steal all of the REAL documents on extra terrestrial life.,

I'd hold a press conference in the south and unfreeze cryogenic aliens and unleash them upon the public.

I'd make David Ducovny star in a porn film with Gackt, Edward Norton, and a few others.

I'd hack the box offices and make it number 1 forever.

Live Action pacman with inmates in New York

I'd make an entire town of Cheese...

You're wondering how I do this in one day?

By cloning myself thousands of times before hand... Which is my numero uno law break.

[cindybc]

Hi Deviousxen, Me like, me like, Need any help?

I'd paint the pentagon like a giant UFO and steal all of the REAL documents on extra terrestrial life.,

I'd hold a press conference in the south and unfreeze cryogenic aliens and unleash them upon the public

No those aliens are OK they are my distant cousins, I have been wondering for all these years where they had gone to.

Cindy

[deviousxen]

You can have one of the helicopters I stole...

And a couple of Aurora Project experimental aircraft.

I'll give you a squad...

There is nothing like dumping human waste on human waste incarnate from an aircraft that doesn't exist...

Its so... Innocent.

[Goldy]

It would be tempting to steal enough money to transition and never work again and have to obey stupid workplace dress codes.

Can I break the laws of nature??

If I could I'd get rid of my over 6 foot very large body and be a petit 5 foot 6inches tall/short.

[Janet_Girl]

Who knew there were so many goody-goodies?  You'd think the people here would be seething with anti-establishment feelings.  C'mon - give in to the Dark Side.

Ok I bite.  I walk out of the U.S. Mint with a billion dollars.

First up.  SRS
Second.  Buy my own city.  I'd call call it "Transition"
Third. Establish a trust fund for my brothers and sisters.

OH OH Darth Janet!

[lady amarant]

I voted an emphatic YES!!!

I'd electronically withdraw every cent held in every account in every bank, building society, insurance company and otherwise in the world, ransack every strongbox, safe, mattress and hidden hole in the wall, and then I'd redistribute that money equally amongst all the people of the world. I read somewhere (and this was in the late 90's, so bound to be more now) that we'd all end up with about 12 million US dollars. Every. Person. On the Planet.

~Simone.
Anarchist to her final, dying breath.

[fae_reborn]

we'd all end up with about 12 million US dollars. Every. Person. On the Planet.

I could live with that! 

Jenn

[sd]

I voted an emphatic YES!!!

I'd electronically withdraw every cent held in every account in every bank, building society, insurance company and otherwise in the world, ransack every strongbox, safe, mattress and hidden hole in the wall, and then I'd redistribute that money equally amongst all the people of the world. I read somewhere (and this was in the late 90's, so bound to be more now) that we'd all end up with about 12 million US dollars. Every. Person. On the Planet.

~Simone.
Anarchist to her final, dying breath.

And within a few years, most of it would be back in the hands of those you stole it from.

Just look at Lottery winners, actors and athletes.

[cindybc]

Hi Kara-Xen, "THE DEVIL YOU SAY?" George Bush in a dress?

I just happen to see his photo in the National Enquierer.

See below ----->




Cindy

[lady amarant]

And within a few years, most of it would be back in the hands of those you stole it from.

We can dream, can't we!

~Simone.

[Sophie90]

I'd steal a lot of clothes, but that would probably be all.

Maybe a bit of money too.

And some DVDs and CDs.

And...

[deviousxen]

I'd steal a lot of clothes, but that would probably be all.

Maybe a bit of money too.

And some DVDs and CDs.

And...

I'd steal a library, are you kidding? Everything. The Noahs ark of media

[Pica Pica]

we'd all end up with about 12 million US dollars. Every. Person. On the Planet.

I could live with that! 

Jenn

wouldn't be worth anything then...lead to banking crisis, mass job loss, evictions.. the strong would take control with force.

[lisagurl]

It doesn't have to be morally objectionable stuff.

You are implying that going against the culture's expectations is morally OK. Morals and ethics is much more than just following the law. It is a much higher standard. Having "Character" is why people are respected, it is much more valuable than some kind of emotional revenge.

[Linda]

It doesn't have to be morally objectionable stuff.

You are implying that going against the culture's expectations is morally OK. Morals and ethics is much more than just following the law. It is a much higher standard. Having "Character" is why people are respected, it is much more valuable than some kind of emotional revenge.

Exactly. It is my belief, as a habitual "outlaw" [ie I don't hold reverent governmental citations on behavior as the rule of my behavior], that my personal freedoms end where they impose on anothers personal freedoms or rights,,,

[Kimberly]

You've been given a twenty-four hour grace period where you are completely above the law.

I went with "other" but "no" might be more apt; Regardless, I'd roll over and go back to sleep for 24h. Simply, I do not think anyone should be above the governing laws.

[V M]

I'm just trying to figure if I could make it to Fort Knox and back with so much gold that quickly. Then I'd set up and donate to org.s to help others. I dream to be the modern day Robin Hood

[Victoria L.]

I would probably do it.

I wouldn't harm a single person, that just doesn't comply with my morals. Instead I would steal things I really want and become very, very, very rich.

I would never even try to do this stuff in reality, just in that little situation which is never going to happen anyways. lol