I will not conform!!! On with The Big Lebowski!
"Let me explain something to you. I am not Mr. Lebowski. You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Pants. So, that's what you call me. You know, that, or his Pantsness, or Pantser, or El Pantserino, if you're not into the whole brevity thing."
"The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Pants."
"They call Los Angeles the city of the pants. I didn't find it to be that exactly."
"Nobody calls me Lebowski. You got the wrong guy. I'm the Pants, man."
"I do mind. The Pants minds. This will not stand. This aggression will not stand, man."