Pants Jump

[Constance]

OK, this is a game that my kids love.

Take a line from a movie and randomly substitue "pants" or "trousers" for any noun in the line.

     Example (Elrond, from LOTR): I looked into your pants and I saw death.

Alternately, take a line from a movie and substitue the word "jump" for any verb in the line.

     Example (Jack Sparrow from Pirates 3): Four of you have tried to jump me in the past, one of you succeeded.

Have at it, friends!   

[Sephirah]

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius,
Commander of the Armies of the North,
General of the Felix Legions,
Loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius.
Father to a murdered son,
Husband to a murdered wife.
And I will have my pants,
In this life or the next."

[Constance]

"You're in the wrong pants! These pants belong to Patrick Balfore, he's in Hong Kong and he lent me the key!"
-- A Fish Called Wanda

_{Edited to correct a spelling error.}

[Suzy]

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my trousers. Prepare to die. "
---Princess Bride

[Constance]

"My father's final words were, 'Jump her as I have jumped her and there will be joy.'"
-- Princess Bride

[Chaunte]

"They will know who we are by the sweat of our brows
      – the strength of our backs
             – and the courage in our hearts. 

Gentlemen, jump the Trousers!"

– Captain Elizabeth Swann.  Pirates of the Caribbean – At World's End.

[Constance]

"There is only one Lord of the Rings. And he does not share trousers."
-- Gandalf

Posted on: November 11, 2008, 08:49:57 pm"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You jumped my father. Prepare to die. "

[sd]

"No, sir! I didn't see you playing with your pants again."
Spaceballs

[Constance]

"No, sir! I didn't see you playing with your pants again."
Spaceballs

OK, that was almost a coffee-keyboard disaster.

[Sephirah]

Ooh, Spaceballs. That's a goldmine.

Skroob: "Sandurz, Sandurz! You got to jump me! I don't know what to do. I can't make decisions! I'm a president!"

Lone Starr: "We're not just doing it for pants...We're doing it for a sh*tload of pants!"

Spaceball Commander: "You idiots! These are not them! You've jumped their stunt doubles!"

Dot Matrix: "Hey! Stop looking up my pants!"

Lone Starr: "I still don't understand how I'm going to jump that big statue with this little ring."

Lol, I've seen that movie far too many times.

[Constance]

"Anakin, you're breaking my pants!"

"He's too dangerous to be jumped alive!"

-- Revenge of the Sith

[Janet_Girl]

"Pants! We don't need no stinking pants"
           - Mel Brooks 'Blasting Saddles'

"Ladies and Gentlemen. Jump the President of the United States, George Bush"
           - Speaker of the House introducing the President at the State of the Union Address.

"Trousers are like parachutes. They only function when they are open."
            - Sir James Dewar, Scientist (1877-1925)

"Every really new jump looks crazy at first."
             - Alfred North Whitehead (1861-1947)

The important thing is never to stop jumping.
              - Albert Einstein

[Christo]

'I'm more of a pant person. I'd rather jump my fellow man than some animal.' scary movie.

[Constance]

"Mr Hyde ... her majesty's government has agreed to offer you amnesty in exchange for your pants."

-- Allan Quartemain, The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

[Osiris]

"You're in the wrong pants! These pants belong to Patrick Balfore, he's in Hong Kong and he lent me the key!"
-- A Fish Called Wanda

_{Edited to correct a spelling error.}

Ironically there's an extreme lack of pants in that particular scene. Great movie.