OK, this is a game that my kids love.

Take a line from a movie and randomly substitue "pants" or "trousers" for any noun in the line.

     Example (Elrond, from LOTR): I looked into your pants and I saw death.

Alternately, take a line from a movie and substitue the word "jump" for any verb in the line.

     Example (Jack Sparrow from Pirates 3): Four of you have tried to jump me in the past, one of you succeeded.

Have at it, friends!   

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius,
Commander of the Armies of the North,
General of the Felix Legions,
Loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius.
Father to a murdered son,
Husband to a murdered wife.
And I will have my pants,
In this life or the next."

"You're in the wrong pants! These pants belong to Patrick Balfore, he's in Hong Kong and he lent me the key!"
-- A Fish Called Wanda

_{Edited to correct a spelling error.}

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my trousers. Prepare to die. "
---Princess Bride

"My father's final words were, 'Jump her as I have jumped her and there will be joy.'"
-- Princess Bride

"They will know who we are by the sweat of our brows
      – the strength of our backs
             – and the courage in our hearts. 

Gentlemen, jump the Trousers!"

– Captain Elizabeth Swann.  Pirates of the Caribbean – At World's End.

"There is only one Lord of the Rings. And he does not share trousers."
-- Gandalf

Posted on: November 11, 2008, 08:49:57 pm

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"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You jumped my father. Prepare to die. "

"No, sir! I didn't see you playing with your pants again."
Spaceballs

Quote from: Leslie Ann on November 14, 2008, 02:58:28 AM
"No, sir! I didn't see you playing with your pants again."
Spaceballs

OK, that was almost a coffee-keyboard disaster.

Ooh, Spaceballs. That's a goldmine.

Skroob: "Sandurz, Sandurz! You got to jump me! I don't know what to do. I can't make decisions! I'm a president!"

Lone Starr: "We're not just doing it for pants...We're doing it for a sh*tload of pants!"

Spaceball Commander: "You idiots! These are not them! You've jumped their stunt doubles!"

Dot Matrix: "Hey! Stop looking up my pants!"

Lone Starr: "I still don't understand how I'm going to jump that big statue with this little ring."

Lol, I've seen that movie far too many times.

"Anakin, you're breaking my pants!"

"He's too dangerous to be jumped alive!"

-- Revenge of the Sith

"Pants! We don't need no stinking pants"
           - Mel Brooks 'Blasting Saddles'

"Ladies and Gentlemen. Jump the President of the United States, George Bush"
           - Speaker of the House introducing the President at the State of the Union Address.

"Trousers are like parachutes. They only function when they are open."
            - Sir James Dewar, Scientist (1877-1925)

"Every really new jump looks crazy at first."
             - Alfred North Whitehead (1861-1947)

The important thing is never to stop jumping.
              - Albert Einstein

'I'm more of a pant person. I'd rather jump my fellow man than some animal.' scary movie.

"Mr Hyde ... her majesty's government has agreed to offer you amnesty in exchange for your pants."

-- Allan Quartemain, The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

Quote from: Shades O'Grey on November 11, 2008, 04:25:48 PM
"You're in the wrong pants! These pants belong to Patrick Balfore, he's in Hong Kong and he lent me the key!"
-- A Fish Called Wanda

_{Edited to correct a spelling error.}

Ironically there's an extreme lack of pants in that particular scene. Great movie.