rebecca the brown nosed reindeer

[ellen]

The true and unbiased story of rebecca the Brown nosed reindeer

rebecca the brown nosed reindeer was a ordinary girl reindeer named

Rebecca, and was always put at the back of the team ,

when pulling santas or mrs Clauses Sleigh.

None of the other reindeer liked Rebecca, because she didn't fit in , the girls thought she

Was too masculine , never played with dolls or makeup , and was always drab and butch.

And the guy reindeer thought she was just weird,

and unattractive so they kept her at a distance too.

They called her Rebecca the brown nosed reindeer , because vixen always would stop

suddenly and without warning, directly in front of Rebecca.

Giving Rebecca a brown nose and vixen a quick thrill.

which also didnt help with the popularity problem.

Then one day Rebecca decided to do what she always felt was the right thing , and that

Was, take some of santas testosterone meds , well santa was old and needed help.

Then Rebecca took a little of vixens rouge and fixed the brown nose problem , and

changed her name to ruldolph , and that started a whole new wonderfull life for her, errr

I mean him.

Ellen Babien

[Ellieka]

I just new it!

[V M]

I've been suspicious about that too. I just knew Rudolf had somethin' goin' on