The true and unbiased story of rebecca the Brown nosed reindeer
rebecca the brown nosed reindeer was a ordinary girl reindeer named
Rebecca, and was always put at the back of the team ,
when pulling santas or mrs Clauses Sleigh.
None of the other reindeer liked Rebecca, because she didn't fit in , the girls thought she
Was too masculine , never played with dolls or makeup , and was always drab and butch.
And the guy reindeer thought she was just weird,
and unattractive so they kept her at a distance too.
They called her Rebecca the brown nosed reindeer , because vixen always would stop
suddenly and without warning, directly in front of Rebecca.
Giving Rebecca a brown nose and vixen a quick thrill.
which also didnt help with the popularity problem.
Then one day Rebecca decided to do what she always felt was the right thing , and that
Was, take some of santas testosterone meds , well santa was old and needed help.
Then Rebecca took a little of vixens rouge and fixed the brown nose problem , and
changed her name to ruldolph , and that started a whole new wonderfull life for her, errr
I mean him.
Ellen Babien
