1.When a male person comes over to you and "dude"s you, you feel like punching him in his happy place. With a baseball bat. Steel.
2.When you see a tall masculine woman, you immediately look at her Adam's apple. Yes
3.You mistake the tampons in the public women's bathroom as rolled up pieces of Kleenex. No I am not that dumb
4.You are into swords and anime (thanks to K and M to this one). Ah, No.
5.You don't associate words like "passing", "half time", "clock", and "transition" with basketball. True, very true.
6.People are constantly amazed of the physical pain you are enduring (FFS, SRS, laser,
electrolysis). (I gotta say, taking and tolerating physical pain does not compare to GID pain.) They don't ask and I don't tell.
7.Strangers have this strange habit of asking direct questions about your genitals...("you still have a penis down there?" ) Ah No. See answer #1
8.You have horse products (estrogen) in your bloodstream. Oh yeah and very happy about it
9.You have many pictures of a secret "brother". None he is dead.
10.Almost all your cis-girl friends do not share your techno savvy. Most, but some do.
11.Being called a handsome boy during your childhood is taken like a backhanded compliment. See answer #1
12.Hip-hugger jeans do not hug your hips. Ah, not really unless they are size 4
Really cute,
Janet
