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A Company of Misfits

Started by Pica Pica, January 27, 2009, 05:14:20 PM

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Pica Pica

I used to daydream about starting a company staffed by misfits
Said Simone,



what do you want to be in this company?
Bagsie the one that comes up with ideas for adverts, but doesn't have to go through the bother of making them.
'For the circle may be squared with rising and swelling.' Kit Smart
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Sophie90

Haha that sounds like the company for me!


I'd like to be in charge of the sarcasm department.
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Pica Pica

there's a sarcasm dept?
too long has sarcasm been too heavily integrated with all levels of management, we need a department to sort it out and do it proper.
can you make the tea as well?
'For the circle may be squared with rising and swelling.' Kit Smart
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Nero

who's gonna brew the coffee? that needs to be sorted at once.
Nero was the Forum Admin here at Susan's Place for several years up to the time of his death.
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Eva Marie

Whats the pay scale like  ???

<--expects to be paid with old gum wrappers and belly lint :D
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Sophie90

I'm English and I'm a student.

........

Of course I can do the bloody tea!


lol, I'm sure that would be highly stimulating executive position for me, I would be honoured.
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Pica Pica

it's worked out scientifically using jelly-wrestling.

i don't know, it's simone's company.

Post Merge: January 27, 2009, 05:43:05 PM

Quote from: Blueflare on January 27, 2009, 05:42:17 PM
I'm English and I'm a student.

nuff said.
'For the circle may be squared with rising and swelling.' Kit Smart
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Jaimey

What's pigeon internet?

...I apologize for my horrendously bad joke. :icon_mrhappy:
If curiosity really killed the cat, I'd already be dead. :laugh:

"How far you go in life depends on you being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and the strong. Because someday in life you will have been all of these." GWC
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Pica Pica

how do you know it wasn't MY really bad joke....  :eusa_whistle:
'For the circle may be squared with rising and swelling.' Kit Smart
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Kinkly

Where do i sign up I'll do something in the creative arts department preferably performance based
I don't want to be a man there from Mars
I'd Like to be a woman Venus looks beautiful
I'm enjoying living on Pluto, but it is a bit lonely
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Pica Pica

my internet connection is so poor it may as well be pigeon internet.
'For the circle may be squared with rising and swelling.' Kit Smart
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Constance

I'd like to be considered for the position of professional doorstop.

Nicky

I'm quite partial to the idea of being undewear tester.

But I would be quite happy to be the face of the company, giving presentations, and getting paid large sums of money to speak at other people's swanky events.
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Sophie90

Quote from: Shades O'Grey on January 27, 2009, 09:50:28 PM
I'd like to be considered for the position of professional doorstop.

Stop those doors at once! They're a menace!
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Nicky

Can't get any freaking work done in this place without them damn doors thundering up and down the hallways! Just can't get into the right frame of mind to really critique the underwear I'm wearing.
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mina.magpie

Can you send me an application form? I'd love to apply for the position of underworld liaison. I understand the post-mortem benefits are excellent.

Mina.
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Simone Louise

Welcome. I'm delighted to see so many of you here today.

Each of us will wear many hats. In a small company, we must be prepared to pitch in where needed. Our roles will be shaped by our talents, our interests, and the needs of the group. Our first task is to delineate our shared values and group goals. That will determine the role of our company and its needs.

Our company will succeed, but it can only succeed by empowering each of us. Similarly, I expect each of us to adopt the interest of our group and colleagues as our own.

We are a forest of non-conformists. We can and will develop a set of common goals. Our individuality informs how we advance those goals. Clothing, for instance, I would expect to be an individual choice (except if we have a glass factory for a client, our representatives should wear shoes--not sandals--when visiting that client).

As for my own desires, I have always wanted the role of corporate poet, along with international work as a software consultant. Maybe with some technical writing and editing, on the side. I could care for the corporate cows, when I am in town. And I am good at moving chairs.

Some tips I have learned working for UPS: Walk briskly, don't run. Keep your eyes ahead of your work. Pivot, don't twist.

As you were,
S
Choose life.
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Constance

"Shared values and group goals" with this bunch of androgynes?

Wow, are you optimistic. It would be easier to herd cats than round up this group of unicorns.

tekla

Well if we all value working and getting paid, that's often enough.  The best groups or crews I've ever worked with were misfit, but a perfect match with each other.
FIGHT APATHY!, or don't...
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RebeccaFog

strengths:
Network & computer technology
general troubleshooting
good at teaching and encouraging others
Writing - all kinds.
connecting different ideas
streamlining processes
putting things in order
finishing projects

Weaknesses:
supervising
communicating with strangers
lifting
Sleeps late
sometimes at odds with extreme pressure being put on me
finishing projects


I'd like to create graphics and do technical work as needed

Like Simone almost said: Clothing optional -

Quote from: Simone Louise on January 28, 2009, 09:24:23 AM
Clothing, for instance, I would expect to be an individual choice (except if we have a glass factory for a client, our representatives should wear shoes--not sandals--when visiting that client).


if we put our minds to it (I realize this disqualifies some of you), we could come up with a viable moneymaking scheme, I mean, plan.


  • Do web stuff for people.
  • create a site with good enough content to bring in people and make money off of the ads.
  • auction goods found, bought, or stolen.
  • Charge idiots for us to do their homework.
  • perform a service over the pigeonet
  • Provide some kind of content for which that people are willing to pay (which doesn't include pr0n).
  • create and sell some kind of software.

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